h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey! I resent that HDS! I take hits, and I usually take them hard. Oh yeh, Good on you for using the extreme stun setting on me there Yaradovich babes. I always said you were a smart kid...

By the blood of Elendil...

*Jade slumps to the floor, stunned.*

*Craxus flips over and begins to shoot rapidly at the flying discs that come to stun him.*

[The /one/ supposition disk that was thrown at Craxus is shattered by the bullet. Yar's armored form snaps his fingers in disappointment.]

*Craxus stands up as he's bleeding a little from his chest. He grabs a sword from his side that noone saw cause it was hidden in his cloak. He unsheaths it as it glows blue. It's Glamdring. Craxus walks up to Yar and gives him an evil grin. Craxus takes two swipes with Glamdring as Yar's armor cuts into two and falls to the ground. Craxus holds his sword ready for another move to finish off Yar.*

You move you die. Got it.

*Craxus walks over and picks up Jadie and swings her over his shoulder and puts her out of harms way while the effects of the stun disc wear off.*

*Jade is for a moment dimly aware of being lifted off the floor, but quickly looses conciousness*

*Craxus mumbles something in elvish to Jade to help her. Craxus waves his hand as it glows blue he waves his hand around Jades head. Craxus then picks up Glamdring that was next to him and walks over to Isard to deal with him too.*

*Jade's eyes flutter open and she realises that she is currently draped over Craxus's shoulder*

What the...

*Gets really miffed about getting his chain sword destroyed (and on Christmas too!)*

*Draws out his ever faithful poison edged claymore and charges isard, intent on ruining his holiday season.*

*Isard looked up from the ruined peices of the broken Chain sword and saw 2 different, very angry looking people coming at him with bastard sword and claymore. Isard was quick in getting out the GBG and loading it with armor peircing rounds. He fired one round at the blade just above the hilt, shattering the claymore and knocking the bastard sword (that would be Glamdring) several meters from anyone. Isard then fired one round into Scullock's chest and the other two into the same spot that all of the other rounds went on Craxus, right in front of his heart.*

*Isard then dropped the empty magazine and loaded another full of armor peircing.*

I've taken hits, thank you so much. My chest is full of bullets that will need to be extraced, and I've had to put synth flesh over both bullet wounds and burns. meanwhile Craxus is running around, barely alive by his own addmision and picking up damsels in distress and fading in and out of consousness faster than an M-61 Vulcan fires bullets (6000 rounds per minute if you didn't know). we all have to die sometime, and my death will be in the nuclear attack that destroys either the villains, or the whole world, whichever comes first .

just out of curiosity Craxus, who is the orc that makes Glamdring glow so brightly?

[Yar's armored form shrugs, and just stands there, glancing about.]

Isard, you might want to tone down your character just a bit. It is considered bad form to break other's weapons, armour, spines, etc. for them, rather than letting them decide whether or not for themselves. Just as you cannot control them, you cannot control their items. And try to stick to one or two basic weapons. I'm having a hard time keeping track.

And, jeeze! Try not to be too anxious to get yourselves killed!
on the realizm, but you don't have to take all the bullets. Just have fun.

Hey I wish I had that advice befor Terran Blew my chars. brains out.

ok Myst, I only have 2 projectile weapons (Gauss tommygun and Gauss Boffur's gun [gTg and GBG respectively]), afew mixed melee weapons (all of them very small, unlike swords). and I will stop breaking items of others that are in their hands. but if I'm the one that picks it up (like the chainsword) I fail to see how I could not break it

*Isard puts the BGB away and whips out the gTg. He empties the 50 round drum into Craxus, Skullock, and the semi-uncouse Jade.*

*Isard drops the empy drum and loads up a new one, pointing it threateningly at the three he had just riddled.*

that's un-concouise for Jade, not "un-couse" (however you spell that)

Whether they're holding it or not, it's still theirs. And it's not nice to do whatever you want with someone else's imaginary items (like weaponry), any more than with their real items (like credit cards).

Sorry Mystrunner and Ranmafreak. I did start off alright, but I wasn't happy taking punishment without dishing some of it back. Unfortunately Ranmafreak got the brunt of it. So I'll try not to kill you again when you find a new body

Oh dont worry, my new body wont want to kill you.
Just mangle you horribly and make sure you live the next few decades in excruciating pain.
No hard Feelings!

Not at all, I look forward to it *Sadist mode *

You sound like the happiest sadist I've ever seen.