h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't believe that conjuring up an undead army coensides with the rule of continuity. As much as I am for killing the good guys and being a necromancer and root of evil my self, i love watching undead relive the living of life. Yet you just can do that in a world war battle.

Perhaps we sould start a fantasy battle. With humans, elves, darves, orks, goblins and the undead. But for now could we not mix fantasy and mock world war battles?

i hear the call of peenom and rush to destroy all that apperes in my way as i reach the battle field the skeleton army feel my presence and split down the middle

i rush througth the the path that is left for me and strike the ground infront of me and the ground shakes starts to split slowly a large rumble sounds over head drowing out all noise so loud that it will split mere mortals ear drums and there brains will decrode.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then anyone left standing was swoled up by the crake in the ground and fall for what seems like an eternerty before being slowly burnt alive by sinking slowly in the larver at the centre of the earth where all the darkest creathers lie in wait for the time to srirke and that time will soon be apon us. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*suddenly the darkness is sundered by a massive pillar of fire, lightning erupts from the pillar on all sides and the army of the undead is vapirized by the rightious might of the gods!*

So much for the undead, but that still leaves the Huns!

*HDS fires on the enemy with his .50 cal*

*PHENOM purveys his seemingly fallen army. scratches his head. turns and walks off.*

you lot are boring.

"...you lot are boring."

And with that, the Phenom front of the Central Powers has seemingly retired from the Grand Conflict, after just one posting! Pish and toss! They folded quicker than the Italians! Proves what this blue-blooded reporter has claimed all the time - the evil dead have no bottom. Harrumph.
And now back to extra time in this War To End All Wars, with Fritz apparently making a run down the left...

This is the Rt. Hon. Henry-Henry Basingstoke-Legion-Rothschild, reporting from a large armchair three miles from and ten feet below Bruges, Belgium...

*starts to while blowing away sqaud after squad of evil Huns*