h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My mistake, I had my wars mixed up. And who said that we were germany, it's only stated as good guys vs. bad guys-- who's good and who's bad is completely up to your point of view. To us, we're good, and you're bad.

*pulls out a revolver.*

*runs inder HDS covering fire and reaches the shed, he enters and comes out with a BAR of his own*
EAT THIS!
*pulls out a mills grenade and pulls out the pin and tosses it to spooks trench*

*Fires after the either German, Austro-Hungarian, or Ottoman calling himself "Skullock" with his .50 cal*

*retreats to his own trench while firing his BAR at Skullock*
Right, sorry, but are you the entent or the tripple alliance?

Entante of course! I'v got more family from those regions than I do from the alliance

*continues firing at the enemies*

/ok, so now thats sorted out/
Cover me!!!

Sure!

*pistol whips a Frenchman who has decided to act french and then covers Rimmer's advance with blasts from his Browning .50 calibre machine gun*

*runs to the left flank to an old abondoned trench leading to his own*

*lays flat on the ground and slowly advances on the enemy.*

*uses hand signals to inform the mortar team of Skullock's aproximate location and then shoots at him some with his Bren gun while his .50 cal cools off*

*Takes a bit of shrapnel in his left leg*

AHHHGGGHGHGHGHHG!

*watches as a Red Cross unit rushes over to him*

*recives medical attention.*

*will be out for the next 5 posts.*

Rats! No more enemies for 5 posts!

*Starts to dismantle .50 cal, clean it, replace worn parts, and the like*

*shoots HDS in left arm while he thinks there are no enemies. he was wrong!*

*Shoots spook in the right leg with his Bren gun, for his cheek*

*signals a medic to fix his arm whilst using the other to continue to clean and repair his .50 cal Browning*

*starts firing wildly at HDS while a medic starts to sort out his leg.*

*One of the bullets grazes HDS steel helmet and makes an iritating and some what unsettleing "Twang" noise, so, HDS, his arm fixed, grabs his Bren gun and fires full auto in the direction of the firer of the offending bullet*

*fires at spooks flanks with his BAR*

*Finishes up with his .50 cal, swings it about and fires on Spook with it*