h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See there we have it again "...and when he has been found guilty". What ever happened to innocent until proven otherwise. My defence is going to have a field day with this at the court martial

*bangs on the cell door.*

QUIET IN THERE! we caught you red handed and have the other links to proove your crimes. so it is not a matter of 'if you are guilty' but is actually 'when you get prooven guilty by the court'. if you just accept your punishment it will all be over quite shortly i promise.

I thought I was in charge of any punishment that needs to be administered, Creachy if you want Tosh to give you a bath that's ok with me but I thought it would be more fun to watch him give Werekitty a bath, it'll also give the medics something to do

And we'll have a nice CLEAN Werekitty for a change.

Saves us having to do it, I've still got the scars from last time

Right, I've had enough of this.

*Pulls out skeleton key which had been hidden about my person, opens up cell dooor and walks out guardroom door. Picked up outside by a waiting aircraft (which carries a full suite of countermeasures to deal automatically with anything you might use to try and stop me) and disappears into the sunset*

*sits in chair in gurdroom looking undisturbed by the recent events,*

well you have been in here for a few days, that should be long enough.

Creachy, get after him or you'll be occupying his cell and YOU'LL be bathing Werekitty

i always getthe nasty jobs! if it wasn't for me we would be sitting in rubble.......again! i don't think it matters anyhow, he is a consistant offender. we should just hire someone to shoot him.. and i know justthe place to look for 'soldiers of fortune'

Creachy, do as your told!

Ok do what you have to just get him back, just remember Werekitty and the scrubbing brush

MWAHA

MWAHAHA

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyone?

I smell perfectly nice, I groom myself regularly.
*licks her arm*
see?
*climbs onto the ceiling.*

*makes a couple of phonecalls and speaks very quietly into the reciever, you can just catch a little of the conversations:*

...word out.......assisinate.............no, not alive........dead right......................substantial..............proof or no pay.

*hangs up and notices the funny looks he is getting*

what, i didn't do anything.

Hmm Ok I know nothing

Werekitty we aren't doubting your bathing habits, but we see this as a punishment for Tosh, we know you like a fight and we know you'll win

And there's mud in your fur.

and your moulting!

And there's some twigs in your fur.

And there's some syrup stuck in it.

and your moulting! *sneezes*