A Conversation for The Terranic Army

Guardroom

Post 521

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*smiles prettily and flutters her eyelashes as Creachy screams in desperate agony*

I'll give it another five minutes, then I'll dump him in some water...


Guardroom

Post 522

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Oh, the ones with the boiling oil in them?


Guardroom

Post 523

creachy

*strolls very slowly back into guardroom and grabs spare uniform. puts it on. turns to werekitty and raspberries hersmiley - nahnah then runs to the battlefield and waits.*


Guardroom

Post 524

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

I'm shortening the odds

3-1 on Werekittysmiley - laugh


Guardroom

Post 525

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*trips Creachy up as he runs past her, then leaps on his unprotected form, then gives him the classic angry feline treatment. When he stands up his uniform falls off in shreds, leaving only a tiny bit for decency. His skin would do the same if it wasn't stuck on with blood.

What with the ant bites and the werecat attack Creachy now looks like a shredded bag full of little marbles*

Do you give in yet?


Guardroom

Post 526

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I'd werekitty - creachy 5-1


Guardroom

Post 527

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*Taps her foot and waits for Creachy to become concious again*


Guardroom

Post 528

Werebear 1

*while werekitty is waiting three hefty chaps come flying into the guardroom and shove her in a bag, dump her in a van outside and speed off. she did not escape and the van is made of reinforced titanium alloy. the van vanishes into the distance.*


Guardroom

Post 529

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

HELP!! HELP!!

CREACHY GOT A DIFFERENT LOGIN AND HES KIDNAPPED ME!!!


Guardroom

Post 530

Werebear 1

*shut up! smasheswerekitty on head with mallet and VAN VANISHES INTO DISTANCE*


Guardroom

Post 531

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*goes cross eyed*


Guardroom

Post 532

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

EVERONE FOLLOW THAT VAN AND RESCUE WEREKITTY!!!!!!!!!!!


Guardroom

Post 533

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Let's go soldiers!!!
Were did it go?


Guardroom

Post 534

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

They are somewhere in Terrania and they are leaving messeges in a thread called Lemme Go on their PS


Guardroom

Post 535

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

To arms!


Guardroom

Post 536

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Everybody, let's go and free that kitty!
Hidehoo, Silver!


Guardroom

Post 537

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Saddle up, lock and load!


Guardroom

Post 538

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

(yes save me. And don't say silver. *Shudders*)


Guardroom

Post 539

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Hidehoo bronzie!


Guardroom

Post 540

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Rally to the flag!


Key: Complain about this post

Guardroom

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more