h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the rabit drapped in his invisablity cloak follows rimmer*

Maybe instead of gathering intelligence outside the army, maybe we should start by seeing if there is any within our own ranks.

Hmm. All insane personages, things, and small furry mamals please raise your hand, or corresponding appendage. (We must be sure there are no sane among us... they are no good in battle circumstances).


-Captain Yankee

*Turns around and stears at the rabbit*
(Well not really, he is staring at the rabbit, but he cannot see the rabbit, but he is looking at it, well not looking AT the rabbit, but in it's direction)

Col. Rimmer, are you mad? What are you looking at?

We need to re-paint the walls in here!

Hmm. Right. Any volunteers to paint these wa-- wal-- ACHOO!

*sniffle* hmm... that's odd, I'm only allergic to invisible rabbits.
Hey! What's all this then? What's happening and who's it happening to? *produces giant invisible carrot, and flings it across the room*

Mmm... have you all lost your minds soldiers? Wheres DoctorMO? He's been missing for a suspicious length of time. Anyway if anyone see's him tell him to check the sanity levels. I'll provide any rubber rooms if necesary.

General Terran

sanitry levels are you saying we're dirty?

Do you see that I think it's a S.E.P. Right there, no, there. *bobs head up and down side to side. Looking under bunks and out windows. In closets (Ididn't know we had closets) around people.* Do you see it?
Major Shoal
speaking of which does everyone have a

*still jumping around, now waving arms in the air*
Does anyone see it? It's just on the edge of your sight. The key is known what your looking for. (What is it?) I don't know, that's why I can't see it.
Major Prexy

DoctorMO! DoctorMO?!!! I need you here! They're all going mad! Very slightly mad. and there you have it. Jibber Jibber.

Oh no its rubbing off. This must be Owlatron's doing, or who were those other people. Wibble Wibble. *sticks two pencils up his nose and puts underpant on his head*

General Terran

*Wanders in.* Woah... They've all lost their minds. Oh well, it's always in the last place you look. Or at least thats what I've been told. In my experience things always just fall down the side of the bed, therefore that would be the first place I look.

I got a ! *holds it up.*

You don't happen to know whats causing *jibber jibber* all this madness *twitch twitch*.

General Rameses the third, caplunk oops there goes my whistle.

*sanity briefly resumed* and well done for getting your towel.

*and its gone again*

Mr John Smith, a penguin talking about a widget in a glass

Wibble, Oh yes that's right General Terran, it is wibble today, didn't know you were thingite.

I haven't officially joined (don't tell them). I'm just looking in on the conversation.

General Terran

I have now officially left.

General Terran

*starts unpacking the straight jackets*

I'm telling you what is causing all this insanity is a S.E.P. *starts blinking and shaking his head* It's right there! *points to the left looking to the right* I'm not insane! It's right there! Do you see it? (what does it look like) I don't know if you can see it you tell me! *is still junping up and down looking side to side blinking and generally looking like a mad man*
Major Prexy

Can I have everyones attention! *looks round, and sees he has no ones attention, but continues anyway*, right, for the sanity of these barracks I think we need something to do. I have been speaking to Brigadeer Spook, and we think it would be a good idea if we promoted the group a bit more. I mean, you can just bring it up in idle conversation, leave messages deliberately on peoples pages, and if the ACE's don't mind they could just add a little mention and a link. Any thoughts on this I be glad to hear about.

Thanks,
Terran