h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How is everyone? We now have a motto on the front of the page. What do you think of it? Oh and now we seem to have a bit of a structure you might want to discuss what you want to do, after all this is your army, and any suggestions are welcome. Some of you have been quiet for a little while, I just thought I'd see what your up to. Oh and you may want to look at some of the rooms on the front page, those who want promotions, can discuss it in the promotion room. But there are plenty of other areas you might want to look at.

General Terran

all right troops! ATTENTION! at midday this saturday, United Kingdom (GMT) time, we begin war with the thundercats. their leaders are presently suspended for all the booms they put in our conversations. the battle will take place at F97504?thread=206182&latest=1 . i ask that all of u go there and begin to prepare for war. it would be good if u could be online when the battle begins, but that is not essential. what is essential is that we prepare our trenches and get ready for war. remember to read the battlefield page so that u kno the field well. it may also be a good idea to visit the spook corp page (link on terranic army page) and request any specialised weapons u would like, such as homing missiles, lasers, carpet bombs etc. the winners of the battle will have the pride and honour of winning the battlefield, and the losers will return to their spaces in shame.

we r preparing for war, so let it be a good one.

Brigadeer Spook

Interesting. I am here to train anyone who's interested in the proper Melee techniques...

i certainly am

Yes, yes... time for some teqnique!

* wanders in mumbling *

Ok, somewhere to hang up my sword and relax a bit. <>

Hmm, I'll have to install a shelf of some sort for my books, parchment and inks.

Ohh, this is great, a cubby hole for my bag and even somewhere to hang up the chain mail.

Hello everyone!

Hello!

*Begins his lesson.*

Hello!

* leans on the edge of the bunk to watch Mystrunner.*

*Stands to the side, interested in what Mystrunner is going to show us*

The secret to Melee fighting is all rather simple. Strike fast, and strike with the intention of killing. The best thing to study is the Book Of Five Rings, my choice textbook...

http://www.samurai.com/5rings/

Take a bit out of it, and you will learn much.

Above all, value the teachings of the Void. It can prevent war, and end it all the same.

All security devises have been deactivated and destoyed bombs are placed here there and everywhere find them if you can they are set to detonate at 18.22
Have fun

This begins to annoy.

*The room reverts to it's state before the bombs were placed due to a space time anomoly generated by Mystrunner. The doors seal shut.*

Now, as I was saying...

maybe u should keep ur knights in order. the fact that he is also breaking an agreement to keep fighting on the battlefield for one thing.

He's gone AWOL...

*wakes from a very deep sleep dreaming about snowy chasing and realies he hasn't a clue as to what is going on*

Lieutenant CYBERHUMAN setting up sleeping bag, red and drinking a strong (yes, even cyborgs need liquid nutrients) before brushing my metal teeth to prevent rust and going to bed. Is anyone keeping watch?

I think the Knights are on their way.

We'll gaurd here. But continuity must be preserved. Read up on it, and if both sides begin to use it, we'll join back in.