h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

General. I am telling you what the problem is. Has no one read the manual? I believe it's in the fifth book or the sixth depending if that suplemental was considered a whole book. D**n it man we need to find the S.E.P. *gets out towel and starts playing peck-a-boo w/ it but not to anyone perticular, stops for a second* Oh, and Sir. I have been looking for recuits when and where I can. *starts back w/ towel*
Major Prexy

i feel general, that the troops need encouragement to find new recruits. how about, if a troop recruits a certain number of new recruits then they receive an award. but we r not gonna tell them the number of recruits yet, so they have to keep on recruiting to strive to achieve the medal of honour, which i will present once u have achieved your goals.

spook

*mimics Shoals little game of peekaboo*

I almost saw it! General Terran, there is definantly an SEP in here (Someone Else's Problem) if we keep ignoring it the insanity will never stop! We need to make it our problem, Sir!

-Captain Y.S.

*eyes pop up* Wow someone who knows what I am talking about! Thank you Y.S. *hands a to Y.S.* this is a specisl towel I have been saving for someone else who can read four books @ a time. It is great for putting behind your head during the long hours @the library. Or for a b**t (you never know what they ) cusion. It also works to keep people from interupting you when your in 'Deep Thought.' Congrats Y.S.
Major Prexy

ps. also works for proping up 'Where the Wild Things Are.' Or the less known 'In Grandpa's House.'
Major Prexy

Yes an award is an excellent idea. Say five new members could get the first award and so on. Oh and does any have any experience of finding the SEP (someone else's problem).

General Terran

did someone mention an award?

SEP? I do my best never let things become purely SEP. what can I do for you?

Ooh! A new thank you!!!

I think you can say butt on the guide, but I prefer heiney or rear, or even tuckus. Just not the A-word that is so ubiquitous in the U.S.

I have decided that if anyone can recruit 5 people they will recieve the Terran Wolf awarf .

Thats your challenge.

General Terran

Sir! I must beg you to get rid of this SEP! It's blocking the doorway, and drinking all the Sir!

I would do it, but it is Thingday sir, and I never could get the hang of them. As it is, I could probably help... seeing as I have a new and all *strokes lovingly.*

-Cap. Y.S.

Look! The SEP is turning in to a MOP (My Own Problem). Well I'll keep it in my top pocket for safe keeping.

General Terran

My intelligence investigation has lead me to believe that the MOP, formerly known as the SEP might have come from the OTHER army on the Guide... found at A821125... still trying to figure out whether they are friend or foe, Sir! By the way, nice work with the MOP Sir!


-Cap.Yankee

I..., BELIEVE IN WAR!!!
AND..., BASHING TWO BRICKS TOGETHER!!!
*Begins bashing two bricks together*

Pull yourself together man! *brisk slap... not enough to leave a mark, just sting* We need all the warmongers we can get around here... just leave the bloody bricks alone!

-Cap. Yankee-shoes

well i've recruited 3 so far: Strider, Dax and Fortuneswell. Just two more...

I recruited VIP, Spook, Shoal Prexy, Rimmer, DoctorMO, and Yankee-Shoes. Though I don't think I count.

General Terran

*wonders about recruitment and who recruited who
was it me or was it you*

Who recruited who? Was it me or was it you? do-da-do-doo-do-do-da-da-do-daa.

Just a mintue Iknow who sang that

it was

it was

Oh it's on the tip of my tongue