My Old Page (V4) revised 17th March 2003
Created | Updated May 3, 2005
Oi! You! Yes you, . I see you're lurking around here again!
Alerte De Censure!
Quelques Citations Aléatoires
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who are hungry and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. The world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its labourers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.
- Dwight Eisenhower WWII US military leader, later PresidentThey that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759Fighting for peace is like f*cking for celibacy.
- Unknown wall somewhereAinsi pourquoi le nom?
As I have been asked numerous times about my name, I suppose I ought to give the reason, if only to save me time in the future. The truth is that the desk that my computer sits on is grey. Its made of two grey steel filing cabinets with a bloody great big steel top linking the two together. Actually to be fair the top is covered in black plastic, but I'm sure you will all agree that calling myself "GrisAvecLeBureauSupérieurEnPlastiqueNoir" is rather silly
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Ainsi vous voulez savoir plus?
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Endroits où moi et mon PC traînent
I have most recently been appointed as Muse of Rare and Interesting Bottled Beers. You can see my first musings on the subject in A Muse On Bottled Beer3. And it has been joined by a second musing all about Chocolate Milk
If you wish you can visit the Musehome and ask the Musemother for a muse of your very own 
- The Song Titles thread. Where we link one song to another in a witty and amusing fashion
- The main Thingites [The Campaign to Rename Thursday... yada, yada, yada...] thread called "No, No, No"4 (or N3 for short).
- The Thingite disenters thread. The Campaign To Rename Thing, "Thursday"
- The weird and wonderful world of Ask h2g2 where the community gathers to share its "wisdom".
- Oh yeah, and my own small and discreet fan club thread
And this is where my CPU hangs out when I'm not using it. Click on the box and join in all the "fun" of the search for 
life-forms.
Oh et Je suis une ACE 
(Et aussi un GURU 
)
The ACEs are the Assistant Community Editors.
We are nice friendly folk who wander around the site greeting new researchers and generally making their on-line experience more statisfying. Please feel free to ask any of us a question at any time. If I'm not around, use the drop down box below and find another one. They'll be as pleased as me to help
And to assist me in my ACE and Guru duties I have created:
BureauGris' Really Useful ACE & Guru Links Page
(But don't bother going there as I STILL haven't got round to finishing the blasted thing yet 
)
Mettre quelque part des morceaux pour voir s'ils fonctionnent
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Assorted Ramblings & Conversations
Voulez savoir plus? Le puits a frappé ce chat pour m'envoyer un e-mail
I only said I'm contactable, not that I will necessarily take any notice of what you scruffy urchins might have to say to me
Annonce principale ici
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Do you want an exciting career in the NHS in one of Britain's best Cities?
Well get in touch! We would love to hear from you [email protected]
Come back later when I've thought of something a bit more useful to say in this rather fine DNA Site 
Oh Sheffield
Oh Sheffield
Is Wonderful
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Oh Sheffield is wonderful
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Oh Sheffield is wonderful...
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Just Testing
2Acidbath tends to call me "Desky" which is OK from him as he is a local boy. But I disaprove of others following his example. As an alternative, "BG" is acceptable in most social situations.3Which got picked for inclusion into AGG/GAG Issue 10 for The h2g2 Post. Cheers Lads! 4Ostrich Features did press gang me into the Campaign, but he can't remember when he did it - Like I'm going to point it out to him
2Acidbath tends to call me "Desky" which is OK from him as he is a local boy. But I disaprove of others following his example. As an alternative, "BG" is acceptable in most social situations.3Which got picked for inclusion into AGG/GAG Issue 10 for The h2g2 Post. Cheers Lads! 4Ostrich Features did press gang me into the Campaign, but he can't remember when he did it - Like I'm going to point it out to him