A Conversation for The Field of Honour

A Practise Run

Post 1

Mystrunner

*Mystrunner appears out of a tear in space/time.*


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Post 2

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

hey, what happened? I try to cross through to my evil dimension with the mysterious object activated and i end up here!
how in the heck???????
hey myst, where are we?


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Post 3

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

*a large thump*
Ahhhhh!!!!! run! my guymelif has materialized!
*screams like a little girl*


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Post 4

Mystrunner

Hey!

This is where Lucrecia and I were going to train... But you are as good as any!

*Unsheathes his katanas.*


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Post 5

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

you want a fight, i'll give you a...
*thud... guymelif lands on Goose*
ow... bones... broken... organs... crushed... can't... feel... feet...


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Post 6

Mystrunner

Goddamnit...

*Waves hand. Space/time bends, and suddenly Goose is whole, the Guymelif having never landed on him. The guymelif is nowhere to be seen.*


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Post 7

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

hey you didn't get rid of it permanently did you? cuz if you did...*shakes fist at Myst*
*pulls out scythe*
Let's rumba...


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Post 8

Mystrunner

*Mystrunner and Goose circle one another slowly. Then, Mystrunner lunges forward, his right blade speeding towards Goose's heart, the other in defensive position.*

DIE!


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Post 9

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

*steps to the side and swings the scythe in a wide arc, clashing with the blade aimed for his heart. swing completes bringing the blade towards Mystrunner's head*


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Post 10

Mystrunner

*Mystrunner pulls his legs in and tumbles forward through the space where Goose was, his left blade coming up behind him, stopping the blade. He lands on his feet, and spins about.*

Good...

*His hand lashes out, letting fly a silver knife at Goose.*


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Post 11

Rokusho:Rubber Ducky of a Million Lives and a Diademed Battle-Lord in the Haven of Squeaktopia

Nooooooo!
*jumps in front of knife. it bounces harmlessly to th eground*
Goose will always be protected by me


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Post 12

Mystrunner

*Holds his head in rage.*

GODDAMMIT! YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!@

'sob'

WHY! WHY IS THIS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME!?!

'sob'


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Post 13

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

Ha ha ha ha!
thank you Rokusho! now for you, Myst!
*pulls out whip chain. swings in a circle,
then throws at Mystrunner's head*
Fool! Thinking you could beat concentrated evil!


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Post 14

Mystrunner

*Mystrunner trips backwards, the knife missing him, but the chain, wrapping around his neck. Mystrunner re-draws his katanas and flings himself at goose.*


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Post 15

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

*using the power of Myst's charge, rolls backwards, pulling
the chain with him*
*draw bouquet of flowers*
Hay Fever!


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Post 16

Mystrunner

AARRG!

*Clutches face and staggers back.*


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Post 17

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

Hee hee hee!
*has vision of Myst being eaten by squirells*
Hee hee hee! Guess what? I got the hammer!


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Post 18

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

Hee hee hee!
*has vision of Myst being eaten by squirrels*
Hee hee hee! Guess what? I got the hammer!


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Post 19

Mystrunner

Stop that nonsense!

*Picks up a board with a nail innit, and advances menacingly.*


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Post 20

Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys

*steps back*
Can't we talk about this like civilized gentlem-
*throws Shadar Logoth dagger at Myst*


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