h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Mystrunner stride out onto the field, dressed in black. For a full description, check my page. *
* Tosses aside crossbow and poison darts *

Are you ready, Goose?

The question is... are you ready for this? Bring it!

* without another word, Mystrunner lunges at Guse, two kinves in each hand *
"The Light take you!"

Blast your stinky, mangy hide! (lunges at Mystrunner with a daisy cluched in fist) Feel the delightful pain of... HAY FEVER!!!!!!!!

* Mystrunner staggers back, hands over his nose *

Oh... you'll pay for that!

* Clamps gas mask over mouth *

Much better

* The daisy is abruptly turned to a stem as a silver throwing knife flashes thorugh it *

Clever... but now face the might of a squeaky toy! (pulls out a hedgehog toy. squuezes it.) Don't worry I'll figure out how to beat you with it. Ah hah! (throws toy and breaks blade off of Mystruner's knife) Take that! All for the glory of the night! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Grr....
* With a deft movement, Mystrunner knocks the hedgehog out of Goose's hand, and throws him to the ground *

*drawing another knife*

God, he's tough...

I didn't want to have to use this, but you leave me no choice. (pulls out speakers and turns them on. Richard Simmons workout music blasts through the field.) AHHHHHHHH! I forgot my earplugs! NOOOOO! (both combantants fall over, unconcious, to escape the dreadful music)

* groans *
* Pulls out sound dampener * (It's in my inventory! Check if you don't believe me!)
* All sound is gone *

"---- --- --- ---- -----!!! --- ----- --- --- ----!"

* Puts his foot through speakers *

* Attacks with katana *

Oh yeah... (Goose suffers major coronary heart failure and falls to the ground.) Medic...

* Mystrunner gasps and calls 911 *

"---- -- -----..." * Switches off sound dampener *
"Hold on there, come on..."

* Pick back up hedgehog, and squeaks it *

"come on, I know you can here this"

* is concerned *

(Goose grins in hsi mind. Mystrunner has fallen for his trap. lunges up, grabs Mystrunners throat and screams...) The chickens made me do it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs insanely around the field, waving his hands in the air, as if he didn't care)

(Goose grins in his mind. Mystrunner has fallen for his trap. He lunges forward, grabs Mystrunners throat and screams...) The chickens are coming! AHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs insanely around the field, waving his hands in the air, as if he just didn't care.)

* Ambulance arrives, sees two people carring assorted items running around and hitting each other *

[Paramedic] All right you two, let's go!

* Both are dragged off the field *

FINAL DECISION: Tie