A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Mar 28, 2002
*Hops back in the pasta tub* 
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Mar 29, 2002
*watches* 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 29, 2002
Okay! everyone out of the tub!
In honor of Easter I am filling it with warm marshmallow fluff!
*everyone watches as the warm white fluff level in the tub gets higher and higher*
Lovely! Well now that it's at the right level I'll just turn it off and...
um... 
hmmmm... it won't seem to turn off.
*the fluff level is now even with the top of the tub*
Um... (turns knobs, fidgets with dials, kicks the tub) a little help here? Anyone? *the marshmallow fluff starts overflowing onto the hospital floor* HELP!!!!!
*Michele dives into the tub and throws the full force of her body agains the faucet handle... the fluff just starts coming out twice as fast now. 
Marshmallow fluff is now 3 feet deep throughout the hospital, and is overflowing into the rest of the Temple. She hears loud exclamations and expletives as the fluff starts pusing open doors to the other rooms*
Help!!!!! HELP!!!!
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 29, 2002
*dives into the fluff after Michele* We have to turn this little handle thingie... *little handle thingie breaks off in her hand* woopsie... *just as the level of the fluff reaches OHMYBOB level the pressure seems to slow and then stop* uhm uh... a little help here??? I seem to have gotten my tail stuck in the valve..
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 29, 2002
* Hysterically runs around in circles (very slowly due to the stickiness of the fluff) HELP! HELP! THE HT IS STUCK IN THE FLUFFED UP HOT TUB!!!*
Slowly but surely the fluff bogs her down until she stops moving altogether...
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 29, 2002
*tries to reach for Michele but can't move due to the stickiness of the fluff and the fact that the tail is keeping her trapped* well.. at least the flow of the fluff has stopped.. maybe we could sing or find some sort of entertainment until someone comes to help out...
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Mar 30, 2002
*Points and 
s*
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Apr 2, 2002
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 2, 2002
*watchs (without remorse) 
as PS gets bogged down in the white goo also. Thinks how happy she is that she doesn't have a furry tail that has marshmallow fluff gooped all over it... However she does admire his black dress! *
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 2, 2002
*Uses Michele's Hair to clean all the marshmallow fluff off his tail as a fitting revenge for that stunt with the egg earlier*
Do you think a black veil and long black gloves would be going too far?
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 2, 2002
No, (has difficulty speaking now that her head is stuck to his tail), I think the black veil and gloves would look lovely, and maybe a nice simple string of pearls...
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 2, 2002
Very tasteful. I think I'll go get me some 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 2, 2002
OUCH! Um, may I remind you PS that we are stuck? And not in a very attractive manner either 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 2, 2002
I'm quite enjoying it myself actually
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 2, 2002
*in trying to extricate herself she accidentally manages to get even more of their bodies stuck together*
How are we going to explain this?
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Galen Posted Apr 2, 2002
here, let me join in!
jumps in the tub!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 2, 2002
Why explain? Worry about it later
*wriggles a bit more to make it even more difficult to explain*
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Batty_ACE Posted Apr 2, 2002
*looks up from her efforts to pry the HT out of harms way and sees Michele and PS* Now granted that might be theraputic and all but don't you guys think you should have taken that to the HoH?
*turns toward the wall and using her legs to push off, tries to pull the HT out of the valve* 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 2, 2002
*starting to enjoy the tangled white fluff mess she and PS are confined in*
I never thought this position was possible without being in zero gravity!
However, we aren't doing anything to save the HT... so pleasure aside we need to find a way to get over to the tub and unclog the HT!
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The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
- 21: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Mar 28, 2002)
- 22: Floh Fortuneswell (Mar 29, 2002)
- 23: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Mar 29, 2002)
- 24: Batty_ACE (Mar 29, 2002)
- 25: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Mar 29, 2002)
- 26: Batty_ACE (Mar 29, 2002)
- 27: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Mar 30, 2002)
- 28: Floh Fortuneswell (Apr 2, 2002)
- 29: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 2, 2002)
- 30: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 2, 2002)
- 31: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 2, 2002)
- 32: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 2, 2002)
- 33: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 2, 2002)
- 34: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 2, 2002)
- 35: Galen (Apr 2, 2002)
- 36: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 2, 2002)
- 37: Galen (Apr 2, 2002)
- 38: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 2, 2002)
- 39: Batty_ACE (Apr 2, 2002)
- 40: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 2, 2002)
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