A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 3, 2002
*looks at her situation and realizing her main source of help is a doily mogul who is semi-permanently fluffed to a rodent garbed in mourning floopidity starts to 
*
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 3, 2002
Now we could just try and roll over there to help get the tail out...
*attempts rolling through fluff to aid the tail in it's distress*
Whoops!
That's even worse now...
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 3, 2002
Really now! That's what the HoH is for!!
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 3, 2002
Oh this is ridiculous! 
There must be something someone can do to help! Where's Wargamer when you need him?! I'm sure he has a weapon that will dissolve this stuff (granted we may be missing a few body parts afterwards 
)
Galen - are you stuck also? Maybe you can get the spray hose in the bar that dispenses soda water to stretch here to the hospital. Maybe the carbonation will help dissolve this stuff!
Ooops! Sorry PS - I wondered what that was... 
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 3, 2002
*gives up on trying to pull the tail loose and just leans against the wall to *
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Galen Posted Apr 4, 2002
oh, dont 
here, lets forget for now that we are horribly stuck and 
i would massage the tail, but i think that it would et it stuck even worse
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 4, 2002
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 5, 2002
Hands up anyone who can honestly say they're not actually quite enjoying all this.
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 5, 2002
*wakes up*
!Yaaaah!
I have a 4 arms, 4 legs, 2 heads and furry tail all with gloopy white stuff all over it! !Arrrhgh!
(stops screaming when she realizes it's PS's tail, and that she and he are still intimately "fluffed" together...)
So sorry PS! Forgot where I was for a moment
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 5, 2002
That's alright. Any ideas on un-siameseing us yet?
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 5, 2002
Well, I do have my battery operated cattle prod with me here somewhere. The electric jolts just might be enough to fry off this fluff coating and unstick us. Could be very dangerous though, and we're likely not to live through the experience. But... Hell! Since when has that stopped us before?
Tries to move her arm down to her pocket... tries really hard... arm... moving... sooooo... slowly.... (gasp) tries again...
YAY! I've reached it! I have the cattle prod in my hand!!!
???
PS! Stop foolin' around! (mumbles something about how PS was trying to trick her into believing that was the cattle prod...) but she continues to search for the REAL cattle prod...
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 5, 2002
*continues to hide real cattle prod behind back*
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 5, 2002
* at the look on PS face as his eyes roll back in his head*
that's one proud rodent if he thinks it's similar to a cattle prod..
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 5, 2002
I know you're hiding the cattle prod PS! And you're forcing me to do something that I havn't had to do in years... a full-scale body cavity search while immersed in white marshmallow fluff!
*kicks her legs and rolls them over into an especially deep wave of marshmallow fluff - completely burying them. "Eeeps!, Ooohs!, Ahhhhs! and 
Hey! That is attached to my body you know" can be heard escaping from PS somewhere under the white fluff...*
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 5, 2002
*watches the fluff fly as rodent and doily mogul go at it*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 6, 2002
*Passes the Vaseline*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 6, 2002
::Wanders around and falls out of an air duct:: *CRACK!*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*SPLAT!* 
Tasty thing to land in... Now if only there were some girls to "wrestle." 
::Spots Batty in her predicament::
::grabs PS's vasaline and tries to unstick the HT::
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 6, 2002
YAY Joe!
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
Batty_ACE Posted Apr 6, 2002
*whimpers slightly as the Tail is unwedged* Thanks Joe!
The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 6, 2002
::
Batty ish 
es:: Already there. 
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The Feel Good Hospital (do you prefer your stethoscope warm or cold?)
- 41: Batty_ACE (Apr 3, 2002)
- 42: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 3, 2002)
- 43: Batty_ACE (Apr 3, 2002)
- 44: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 3, 2002)
- 45: Batty_ACE (Apr 3, 2002)
- 46: Galen (Apr 4, 2002)
- 47: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 4, 2002)
- 48: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 5, 2002)
- 49: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 5, 2002)
- 50: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 5, 2002)
- 51: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 5, 2002)
- 52: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 5, 2002)
- 53: Batty_ACE (Apr 5, 2002)
- 54: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 5, 2002)
- 55: Batty_ACE (Apr 5, 2002)
- 56: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 6, 2002)
- 57: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 6, 2002)
- 58: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 6, 2002)
- 59: Batty_ACE (Apr 6, 2002)
- 60: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 6, 2002)
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