h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Almost caught you last night luv..couldn`t sleep and almost logged on, but had another valium instead.
That did the trick
Wish I could help you sort out some of the unknowns..all I can do is wish you well.
Maybe soon, the ships that pass in the night will be within hailing distance.
I`m thinking of you

L

Your head is on backwards, Michele?



How will you see where you're going?


...asusming that you want to....

*quietly waits in Lurchers room to give him a personal and "private" belated birthday present*

woman

<Discreetly tiptoes out of the room
so Lurcher and Michele can be alone together.

* Takes a deep breath, and with imagination running riot (and sweat running down his forehead) strides unsteadily into the room*

Erm..hello Michele..,

Nice weather for the time of year

*Whew!!! *

*Straightens up her hair as she leaves Lurcher's room after delivering his belated birthday present*

*After "several" hours of birthday celebrations*

*That would be "several" hours of "personal" birthday celebrations*

* Utterly exhausted, starts counting the days `til his next birthday*

Naaa, far too long to wait...but hang on a minute, Christmas is approaching..should be good for another, ahem, present

* Sits down to compose a letter...Dear Santa......*

Hullloooooooo...

Strangers in the night..exchanging glances

Just thought I'd drop by for a bit
to converse and enjoy your wit-
It's been ever-so-long
and I feel that it's wrong
to ignore such a loveable Brit!

It seems such a long time ago
that we spoke in verses, and so
If it`s ok with you
what I`d like to do
Is savour the moment, you know..

The Halloween night is upon us I fear
with , and we hold dear
Are you up for a howl
while we're out on the prowl
She says with a and a leer...

I`m game for whatever you choose
I`ll be there, come what may, win or lose
when the going gets tough
I`ll not say, that`s enough
(Just as long as there`s plenty of booze)

I've entertained my daughter and 5 other girls
If you've never done it you should give it a whirl-
We had pizza, candy and cola tonight
I'm sure that tomorrow my pants will be too tight
And Halloween will just be a blur...

Oh where, oh where did my little wolfie go
Oh where - oh where did he gooooooo...
With his lovely howl and his prowling about
Oh where did my wolfie dear goooooo...

(the crowd goes wild!)

Thank you! Thank you!
And that - ladies and gentlemen is why I won't do two shows a day...

*Appears behind Michele in a flash of lightning*

..It`s a kind of magic magic magic...

Never far away, luv, but usually only briefly..

It's beginning to look alot like Christmas!

Hiya Lurcher sweetie!
How are you doing? (and where are you doing it? )

You're not online very often anymore... have you found someone else to replace me?

He's been kidnapped by the Biker Hamsters from Hell.

As if, Michele, as if....

True, I`ve not been around a lot, though I have done some lurking, far and wide around hootoo.
Looked into some of the more *serious* threads, and found `em largely populated with teenagers with enormous egos, or enormous egos with delusions of normality. All interesting stuff. For about 10 seconds.
They all usually mistake discussion for pontification.
Still, takes all sorts...
You`re right, Mistradong, the little perishers did kidnap me... but they let me go when I told `em stories of the bikes I used to ride, good old British stuff. You know, them dream machines that had to be started with a good kicking.
That scared `em rigid

My dad used to have a huge black motorcyle. The brand was "Indian". He used to ride it around the farm, with me on the back holding on for dear life!

Those were the days...