h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hullo luv! Welcome back! You were sorely missed

Keeping? Thats the problem - I'm not keeping any of them! They just run around willy-nilly and I have absolutely no control

Hullo sweetheart

You!..no control!..don`t believe it..not no-how..

You must fill me in on any developments, or lack of, job-wise, when you can..Oy worries about yer , you know

Things about back to normal, although pleased to say that no work at the moment.(the Open, at Muirfield, starts tomorrow, and the TV coverage is brilliant..4 days glued to the Telly..
Of course, if more than a week goes by with no work in the offing, I start to fret

*Pauses to admire his golden bronze torso*

Well, almost

*also admires the lovely bronze torso that Lurcher brought back with him* So where did you find it? Did Shirley buy it for you?

*props the torso back in the corner where she found it*

Oh very droll

That`s the last time I flash my pecs and lats at you !!

I seriously doubt that



woman

If you want to develop your pecs and lats
and abs, you need to do some serious weight
lifting, and/or spend time on the Nautilus
machine.

You're never too old to start, either. I read
about a 78-year-old man who persisted with
his weight-lifting, even though his doctor
scolded him for pushing himself too hard.

Former President Reagan worked out on the
Nautilus, and had muscular development in
his chest that would have been remarkable
in someone 20 years younger.

Or alive for that matter...

We can always rely on Paul for snippets of usel.. priceless information.

Hallooo..

*orders a pizza and quaffs a McLurcher's while she waits for the delivery (canadian bacon, pineapple and mushroom! YUMMY!!!)*

`Ullo, Michele,

*Checks the time...does a rapid mental calculation*

You are fast asleep, dear heart, and the Pizza is going cold, so, to prevent wastage.....

*Sets about demolishing the utterly delightful mixture*

Think of all the calories I`ve saved you,,

That's why I love you You're always looking out for me(and my pizza's!) How have you been sweetie? I finished painting Caitlin's room (that was a real pain in the a**!) Got all of her furniture moved in and everything cleaned and spruced up a day before Mom got home And not a single drop of paint on the new carpet! WOOHOO!!! (although there were many on me, Caitlin and the cat! .

Have been working on several graphic jobs over the past week. I think I'm finally over this sinus infection, and finished up the antibiotics a few days ago, so I'm just not starting to feel better... I'm looking into taking some web design classes at the Junior College. It couldn't hurt!

How's everything with you dear?

I feel as if I`ve been in a vacuum since I got back from holiday..hardly moved from the house!
Of course, the Open has taken up almost 4 days of my time, but what the hell, it`s only once a year

Glad you`re getting back to something like peak fitness, and looking to start learning again..perhaps that`s what I need .. a bit of a mental make-over
Never felt so jaded, but Hey, tomorrow`s another day !

Is it safe to allow muppets back here, Lurcher?
You see, I'm part muppet (I'm not going to reveal
which part ).

As for my snippets of usel... useful information,
they're an occupational hazard with me. I work
as a reference librarian, and I come across the
strangest things sometimes.

So, rather than let them sit in my mind, where they
gather dust and plot revolution, I try to let a few of
them out from time to time.

You're welcome!

Paul the Muppet King... It does have a certain ring to it doesn't it?

Certainly does, Michele
And thanks for that Paul...but I did say priceless information, which is exactly what it is!
Muppets, pearls of wisdom, in fact anything at all is welcome here
If everyone in the world was like me, it would be a cynical place, and that`s the truth.

Well my dear, we have been cleaning out closets and such all day (Mom is back in town <smiley) and now - since we're so pooped we're going out for dinner YAY!!! Actually, the rest of our bedroom furniture that we purchased in April was finally delivered a few weeks ago (just before Mom went out of town) and she had not had time to empty boxes of stuff into her new bureaus, nor have I had time to do mine. So that's what we did this afternoon!
(Aren't you jealous? Don't I lead a terribly mysterious and exciting life??? )

I found a lapel button in one of my boxes that says:
Sometimes when it's very, very quite...I can hear braincells die.


So true, so true!

Mine are dying that fast I lose about 2 pounds in weight each day!

Feelin` light headed already

Sounds as good a way as any to spend a Sunday, Michele...perhaps not as exciting as white water rafting, free-fall parachuting or sword swallowing, but it sure beats watching paint dry..

Hi ya sweetie

It's another rare "we're both online at the same time" occurance! YAY!!! *grabs a couple of McLurchers out of the fridge* Care to join me luv?

Sounds about right to me luv !
Just finished cleaning down some concrete paths and a patio with my new toy..a high pressure hose..1600 psi pressure.
The sense of power Then I tackled some brickwork, but had to call it a day before the house fell down

* grabs a McLurchers, and Michele, and prepares to enjoy both*

WOOHOO!!!