h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When I hold a seashell up to my ear, I can
hear braincells die. I assume that the cells
that are dying are mine, but I don't know
for sure. Can't remember. I guess if I
can't remember, they *are* mine.

*Erects a total barrier*

Must have some place to relax..

You're certainly entitled to have a place
where you can relax, Lurcher. I'd like
one, too. Do you know where there are any
such places?

You could always take over a room here Paul..exR will surely accommodate you..

for all!

*sits down in the comfy chair, puts her feet up and sighs...

***sigh***

This is a lovely place isn't it? Away from all of the madness and the daily grind...

Michele

Peaceful isn`t it, tranquil even...

I'm here for my RSVP!

Hellooooo! Helllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Shesh! The guy offers me a dinner invitation and then disappears off of the face of the earth! Just my luck!

Oh well... *strolls over to the fridge for a ham and cheese sandwich and an icey cold McLurchers*

...Sorry about the delay,luv, but could I get a reservation at that quiet little place I`d set my heart on? Fully booked, they said, and no, they couldn`t squeeze us in !!

* Joins Michele at the fridge*

Ain`t the same is it,somehow ? Cheese and McLurchers?

I`ll make it up to you, honest!

Hi sweetie!

How are you?

All the better for seeing you Luv

How`s things with you, you still at the old place, or have you finished your stint there?

Well, my old boss still retains ownership of the building (It's a magnificent building - won design awards and everything!) and he told me I could work out of the office rent-free until he sells the building. Only now it looks like he might not sell - so I'm there indefinitely! (I think he doesn't like the idea of rambling around the entire office without anyone else there - he gets lonely!)

Sounds good, free accommodation in return for a little "office sitting"
Your ex-boss sounds like a man who is finding it difficult to sever ties with the place...long may it last!!
Are you still doing work for WD40?

Yes here and there, but they've been so busy that they havn't had time to send me anything recently...

Never mind luv ..I`m the same, done nothing since our holiday.
Not that I`ve done any chasing, but I know that if there was any work, they would have contacted me by now.

In the meantime.. there`s always a wee drop of the hard stuff !

Lurcher, I didn't know there were rooms for
the taking here.

Do you have anything with a nice view? Okay,
I realize that, this being part of a golf course,
a lot of the rooms will look out on golf
courses.

Can I be in the room with the best view of
your pond?

Paul,I think you`re a bit mixed up here

ex-R is the owner of these apartments/cells, and, if approached in the right manner, will usually accommodate you.
You can then overlook whatever you want!
I get enough golf at Lupine Park GC, I come here to get away from it!
PS..Being a haunted castle, and all, there`s probably some rooms overlooking the Moat..would that do?

Maybe you could have a boat in the moat? Kind of a gothic yacht... that would be lovely! You could give moat tours, serve ice cream and coffee... I'm sure everyone would love it Paul!

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(tickles Lurcher's nose with a feather while he's sleeping...)












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