h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Opposite of the reason there's none in yours.

I think we should petition the editors to correct their grievance against the female community. Honestly, you'd think they'd be more liberal and forward thinking than that!

Leo, you traitor!!

Aw, c'mon. It's right there on the FP for all to see. I didn't mention which threads to read... EC will have all weekend to find them.

I dun wanna spend all weekend finding them...

So ask B'el. I dast not direct you. She's armed with a

Pheww -thanks for that - I just hope the rest of hootoo is just as lazy.

I know your dirty little secret B'El

What's the blackmail rate these days?

I'm skimming the threads, B'el, and I must say, you can fit a football in your mouth when it's open wide.

You know, those poor guys don't seem to have managed to keep the wimmenfolk out of the shed very successfully at all.

Ha - talk about sitting in a greenhouse - look at Evil Al and SWL (sounds similar, don't you think? ) - where are they?

at Leo the Traitress

Ahem! There will be no blackmail in Alabaster House. You want any of the 3 B's (bribery, blackmail, or bartering) you'll need to find the vice president.

What's a borg?

Where is the boy who looks after the 'B's?
He's under the haystack hanging out with the sheep...

It goes something like that, doesn't it?

That's Jodan, innit? I've seen he's back, which is great. And he's quite good at bribing, he came to my place before the presidential elections

...and SWL was awful too, but he's a guy, so what do you expect? Wouldn't even know enough to blush about it.

Yoiu should see what he posted in a private forum
I know why Roy mixed it up so that it doesn't work anymore - he must have been afraid of of being sued

I'd forgotten about that

what?

I'm sure the vice president has been off doing something useless....I mean useful. And those rumors of him in the haystack with the sheep are unfounded.

There you go, see how easy it is to make people confess?

I had just been thinking I had confused SWL with DDD

And the reason for building this girlie garden shed is so we don't have to listen to such things.