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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Sep 28, 2004
Why Yes Inkwash ole Chap it's has been awhile. Gee it almost seems a life time. I had ran in to a whirlwind of disaster and got in the middle of it. Took a while but I'm back to stay this time. Yep Redders told me we taught the pesky feline a lesson they shant soon forget. Glad to see a friendly face. Red Dog around? Good l'd like to raise a yarn bout old times when he get's the chance. For now this pint looks to good to give up.
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Inkwash Posted Sep 29, 2004
You'll find him "clay pigeon shooting" in the morning room.
Just follow the deafening crescendo.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 29, 2004
KABOOM !!
~ crash ....... tinkle ~
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Sep 29, 2004
*standing up while motioning for another pint.* While your at my good man could you get me one of what The Doggers is havin. * stretches a bit waitng for his order to be filled* Hey Inkkers I see that we still have only the best help available. Best brew too. Thanks Laddie. Hey Redders I'm headin back your way bearin refreshments.
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Sep 30, 2004
*takes up station in the Committee room to catch the stragglers.
Points Purdey throught the hole into the Morning Room and takes aim at the remaining pieces of Waterford on the bureau*
KABOOM!
KABOOM! 
I love the smell of cordite in the Morning Room, wot!
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Inkwash Posted Sep 30, 2004
Only the best?.. well... we make do...
Some of these layabouts don't know the meaning of the word "hard graft".
Would one of those beers be heading my way by any chance? Why thank you, you are indeed a gentleman. Down the hatch, and all that rot.
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Inkwash Posted Sep 30, 2004
Now where's Riseley got to with that Blunderbus gravel?
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Oct 1, 2004
Kawuussh. *Kid steppin out of the washroom.* Would'nt go there for a while a long while. Hey Doggers. Mind if I clear your field of fire. It's Kid Here. After all that conflict no need to catch a stay pellet. don'tchaknow. *proceedin with mild caution*
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Oct 2, 2004
Redders ole Chap Good to see ya Man. What's that what have I've been up to. Well it's been a bout with pitch and woe for the last long little while. But Mate I'm back and faster than ever cortesy of DSL. and ready to re join the Les Chien Rouges. And get back to business any business. Nice redecorating project.
And of course
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 3, 2004
Kidders old man .... err boy ..... err kid ..... err whatever old chap, get a shifty on and help me reload these bad boys.
*hands Kidders a pair Boswell of side-by-sides*
There's the entire mantlepiece collection of Toby Jugs to finish orf before that cove Wrinklers get to pot em what !
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Oct 3, 2004
It would be my pleasure there Doggers. *snaps open the breach of the Boswell* KABOOM OM Garsh! Never tried hittin both them triggers at the same time.
Your turn Doggers.
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Inkwash Posted Oct 4, 2004
*looks around for a nice set of horse brasses to shoot*
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Oct 5, 2004
Now why would yer want ter shoot at whores' bras?
Most of the ones that I know...er...of don't wear them!
They're an unnecessary restriction of trade..like knickers...
AHA! BOOM! BOOM!
CRASH...tinkle...tinkle...plop!
Caught that Fabergé eggy thing on top of the sideboard shelf with both barrels 
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Oct 6, 2004
*The Kid busy reloading for Red Dog* Starts bustin out with laughter.
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Inkwash Posted Oct 6, 2004
I say, Kidders old bean.
Reloading is servant's work, or at best a caddy's. Don't lower yourself dear chap.
*hands blunderbuss to Riseley to be reloaded, then swings round to aim at...*
Well I'll be damned. There doesn't appear to be a single intact target left in the entire room!
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Oct 6, 2004
Perhaps we should fine another room to redecorate Inkers. Whadaya think ole man.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Oct 6, 2004
Sounds like we need to send a recruiting party out into the hoi-polloi ... round up a scallywag or three and get them running from room to room ... we could stalk the bounders and pay them thruppence each time they get shot ... clean shots mind, nothing worse than a runner ...
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Oct 6, 2004
Moving targets...? 
I saw a few of those infernal mass-produced Boche bubble-shaped cars with the engine in the back blocking up the entrance to the members parking! Perhaps we can get the chauffeur to tow a few behind the Chairman's Bentley for us...? 
*loads buckshot into both barrels in anticipation*
SCROTUM ! Whip the bell-pulls off in the morning room - there's a good chap. Should make a nice tow-rope, eh? 
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The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden Posted Oct 6, 2004
I say a Spendid sugesstion Mate. Wrinkers great plan ole Man. I myself like to take CD's of rappers and use the as skeet's. Sure their hard to hit, but mighty gratifing when you do.
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Inkwash Posted Oct 7, 2004
It's agreed then.
Tell Scroters to get his ar*e in gear and... do whatever he has to do.
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- 1961: The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden (Sep 28, 2004)
- 1962: Inkwash (Sep 29, 2004)
- 1963: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 29, 2004)
- 1964: The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden (Sep 29, 2004)
- 1965: Wrinkled Rocker (Sep 30, 2004)
- 1966: Inkwash (Sep 30, 2004)
- 1967: Inkwash (Sep 30, 2004)
- 1968: The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden (Oct 1, 2004)
- 1969: The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1970: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 3, 2004)
- 1971: The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden (Oct 3, 2004)
- 1972: Inkwash (Oct 4, 2004)
- 1973: Wrinkled Rocker (Oct 5, 2004)
- 1974: The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden (Oct 6, 2004)
- 1975: Inkwash (Oct 6, 2004)
- 1976: The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden (Oct 6, 2004)
- 1977: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Oct 6, 2004)
- 1978: Wrinkled Rocker (Oct 6, 2004)
- 1979: The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden (Oct 6, 2004)
- 1980: Inkwash (Oct 7, 2004)
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