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The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1961

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Why Yes Inkwash ole Chap it's has been awhile. Gee it almost seems a life time. I had ran in to a whirlwind of disaster and got in the middle of it. Took a while but I'm back to stay this time. Yep Redders told me we taught the pesky feline a lesson they shant soon forget. Glad to see a friendly face. Red Dog around? Good l'd like to raise a yarn bout old times when he get's the chance. For now this pint looks to good to give up.smiley - fullmoon


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1962

Inkwash

You'll find him "clay pigeon shooting" in the morning room.

Just follow the deafening crescendo.


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1963

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

KABOOM !!

~ crash ....... tinkle ~


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1964

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

*standing up while motioning for another pint.* While your at my good man could you get me one of what The Doggers is havin. * stretches a bit waitng for his order to be filled* Hey Inkkers I see that we still have only the best help available. Best brew too. Thanks Laddie. Hey Redders I'm headin back your way bearin refreshments.smiley - cheerssmiley - fullmoon


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1965

Wrinkled Rocker

*takes up station in the Committee room to catch the stragglers.
Points Purdey throught the hole into the Morning Room and takes aim at the remaining pieces of Waterford on the bureau*

KABOOM!
KABOOM!
smiley - biggrin
I love the smell of cordite in the Morning Room, wot!


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1966

Inkwash

Only the best?.. well... we make do...
Some of these layabouts don't know the meaning of the word "hard graft".

Would one of those beers be heading my way by any chance? Why thank you, you are indeed a gentleman. Down the hatch, and all that rot.

smiley - cheers


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1967

Inkwash

Now where's Riseley got to with that Blunderbus gravel?


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1968

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Kawuussh. *Kid steppin out of the washroom.* Would'nt go there for a while a long while. Hey Doggers. Mind if I clear your field of fire. It's Kid Here. After all that conflict no need to catch a stay pellet. don'tchaknow. *proceedin with mild caution*smiley - fullmoon


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1969

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Redders ole Chap Good to see ya Man. What's that what have I've been up to. Well it's been a bout with pitch and woe for the last long little while. But Mate I'm back and faster than ever cortesy of DSL. and ready to re join the Les Chien Rouges. And get back to business any business. Nice redecorating project.smiley - fullmoonsmiley - pirate And of coursesmiley - dog


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1970

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

Kidders old man .... err boy ..... err kid ..... err whatever old chap, get a shifty on and help me reload these bad boys.

*hands Kidders a pair Boswell of side-by-sides*

There's the entire mantlepiece collection of Toby Jugs to finish orf before that cove Wrinklers get to pot em what !


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1971

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

It would be my pleasure there Doggers. *snaps open the breach of the Boswell* KABOOM OM Garsh! Never tried hittin both them triggers at the same time.smiley - bruised Your turn Doggers.smiley - fullmoonsmiley - piratesmiley - dog


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1972

Inkwash

*looks around for a nice set of horse brasses to shoot*


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1973

Wrinkled Rocker

Now why would yer want ter shoot at whores' bras?
Most of the ones that I know...er...of don't wear them!
They're an unnecessary restriction of trade..like knickers...smiley - biggrin

AHA! BOOM! BOOM!
CRASH...tinkle...tinkle...plop!

Caught that Fabergé eggy thing on top of the sideboard shelf with both barrels smiley - ok


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1974

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

*The Kid busy reloading for Red Dog* Starts bustin out with laughter.smiley - laugh

smiley - fullmoonsmiley - piratesmiley - dog


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1975

Inkwash

I say, Kidders old bean.
Reloading is servant's work, or at best a caddy's. Don't lower yourself dear chap.

*hands blunderbuss to Riseley to be reloaded, then swings round to aim at...*

Well I'll be damned. There doesn't appear to be a single intact target left in the entire room!


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1976

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Perhaps we should fine another room to redecorate Inkers. Whadaya think ole man.smiley - fullmoonsmiley - piratesmiley - dog


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1977

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Sounds like we need to send a recruiting party out into the hoi-polloi ... round up a scallywag or three and get them running from room to room ... we could stalk the bounders and pay them thruppence each time they get shot ... clean shots mind, nothing worse than a runner ...


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1978

Wrinkled Rocker

Moving targets...? smiley - huh

smiley - biggrin I saw a few of those infernal mass-produced Boche bubble-shaped cars with the engine in the back blocking up the entrance to the members parking! Perhaps we can get the chauffeur to tow a few behind the Chairman's Bentley for us...? smiley - evilgrin

*loads buckshot into both barrels in anticipation*

SCROTUM ! Whip the bell-pulls off in the morning room - there's a good chap. Should make a nice tow-rope, eh? smiley - bigeyes


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1979

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

I say a Spendid sugesstion Mate. Wrinkers great plan ole Man. I myself like to take CD's of rappers and use the as skeet's. Sure their hard to hit, but mighty gratifing when you do.smiley - fullmoonsmiley - piratesmiley - dog


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1980

Inkwash

It's agreed then.
Tell Scroters to get his ar*e in gear and... do whatever he has to do.


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