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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 1, 2002
*KL looks around for a second, and drums his fingers*
We need Affy to get back, or this trial will be ground to a halt.
*Several tense moments of silence*
SOMEONE GO FIND THAT ADVENTURER AND BRING HIM BACK TO THIS TRIAL!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 2, 2002
[Dylan] I know! All we need is a plothole! But where can we get one ...?
[A plothole appears]
[Corrigible] Hmm, how CONVENIENT that a plothole appeared right when we needed one.
[Dylan] Okay, so we go into the plothole and find out where it leads. Then we keep looking through plotholes until we find Affy, then bring him back.
[Corrigible] Kinda roundabout.
[Dylan] Hey, going through random directions worked for Affy in that maze-of-twisty-passages in the Mission to Zork thread.
[Corrigible] No it didn't.
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 2, 2002
Zeb: Plothole? Nah, we don't need one of those. If we wanna find Affy, all we need is some good, old-fashioned @$$-kickin'!
Plothole(which, due to it's very nature, speaks without an explanation as to how or why): And @$$-kickin' will help you find Afgncaap5 HOW??
Zeb: Shut up, you!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 3, 2002
[Dylan] I wouldn't do that if I were you ... who knows what might happen if it comes up somewhere bad!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 3, 2002
KL: I don't care how you find him. All I know is that this is our best chance to get him without retaliation. So just find him!
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 4, 2002
Zeb: I think that gum-wrapper I chucked in there has volunteered as a scout.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 4, 2002
[CATS] I are follow you!
[Dylan] Well who else is going?? If it's just my own characters, it gets boring.
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Mar 4, 2002
Zeb: *Siiiiiiigh*... fine, I'll take the plothole... not like I got anything else to do...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 4, 2002
[Dylan] Righty. [dives into the plot hole]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Mar 5, 2002
*is the judge, therefore must stay*
baliff?! where's the baliff?! he let the defendant escape! i should rule more harshly against him for escaping! er, i mean, uh.... 
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Mar 5, 2002
[Clipboard is still lurking around the court, somewhere...maybe in the seat he sat in when he came into the courtroom, or mabye in some other seat besides that. He might not even be in a seat at all... No, wait, nevermind. He's in the seat he sat in when he came in. I guess that's cleared up.]
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- 1141: Afgncaap5 (Mar 1, 2002)
- 1142: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 2, 2002)
- 1143: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 2, 2002)
- 1144: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 3, 2002)
- 1145: Afgncaap5 (Mar 3, 2002)
- 1146: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 3, 2002)
- 1147: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 4, 2002)
- 1148: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 4, 2002)
- 1149: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 4, 2002)
- 1150: Afgncaap5 (Mar 4, 2002)
- 1151: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 4, 2002)
- 1152: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 4, 2002)
- 1153: soeasilyamused, or sea (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1154: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Mar 5, 2002)
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- 1156: Afgncaap5 (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1157: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1158: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Mar 5, 2002)
- 1159: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 6, 2002)
- 1160: Afgncaap5 (Mar 6, 2002)
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