h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And I keep my finger in, too. After all, I AM here defending Affy, aren't I?

(Drowning in backlog)

*blub*blub*

[Clipboard throws Red Fox a anchor]

Grab onto this!

[Closeup of Dylan. SFX: Clang. He winces.]

[YK] Ow ...

Zeb: So... this is a trial, then? One thing I find helps the legal process is booze, and lots of it!

<Zeb looks at the black stuff and Gin&Tonnyx, then chooses to chug the black stuff 'cause it looks deadlier.>

Zeb: Oh yeah... put me on that jury... *BELCH*

Heya, Zeb! Welcome back!

GL and I were with the original superheroes, but we've almost branched into our own little thing here. I think that we've found it more profitable to merely be a "Pro-Good Business" character as opposed to superheroes sworn to destroying evil.

After all, though KL and I have our differences, he sure can throw one heckuva Plan 9 Party.

*Affy glances at Zeb*

Well now, if only The Masque would return again, we can get back to my "trial". I'd still feel safer in the Space Centre's court-system though, just for the record....

*Affy pushes some buttons on his watch*

I'm gonna order a few pizzas while we wait. What does everyone want?

.........Somehow I feel that I have somthing to do with this in another incarnation of myself.......Yessss!!!!!!

[Cut to Link, watching the moon. He looks sharply to his left, at the Skull Kid standing there.]

[Skull Kid] Whaaaaat?? It's not MY fault (this time)!

*Glances at the all-too-quickly approaching Moon. He decides to cancel the pizza order*

If that thing gets too close,....

*Just hopes that the emergency teleportation gear he added to the SOL when he rebuilt it is working (see the "Satelite Of Love Movie Marathon" for more details)*

If so, GL and I'll be safe....but at what cost....I wonder if I should get involved in this in another forum?

*KL looks at the rapidly approaching Moon. Naturally he is a bit concerned at such a large climactic event occuring that he was not informed of, but thanks the heavens that he has stopped making "in-person" appearances (see the "Caught" conversation for more details). He also notices the Draco making a getaway from the nearby Krylma Mountain*

[YK] Could somebody explain to me just what the hell is going on??

*Begins to sing*

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Amore.

*wonders if bad puns are a side-affect of the disturbances in normal gravitational pull, due to the moon's close proximity*

Ummmmmmmmmm...

*I* don't have ANY idea...

Zeb: Don't worry, folks... While I was gone, I played quite a bit of "Street Fighter"... I'LL stop that plummeting planetoid!



Zeb: SONNNNIC... BOOOOOOOOOOM!!

<...and flings them wide. A mighty disk of energy spins outwards, and hurtles through the window, straight at the oncoming orb...>














Zeb(looking through binoculars): There... if ya kinda squint, you can see a puff of dust where the blast hit... now, we just have to fire a BILLION MORE of those, and I think we can destroy the moon completely.












Zeb: Someone ELSE do it, though... I'm too drunk, right now.

*Glances at the moon. Opens a stable shadow portal he can jump through if worst comes to worst*

All right even this is a little beyond my scope of powers

[Dylan] Uh ... whatever. YK, when did you get here?

[YK] D'oh! [falls into a plothole]

Wow....just think....a fifth of the Moon is gone....anyone else see this becoming a minor Continuity argument with some other people over the course of the next six months or so?

.... and think of the potential litigation involved .

We've just incurred a liability if anyone with rights over moon territory (such as the United Nations), or anyone who had assets on the moon (such as NASA) or anyone who had intellectual property in moon related matters (such as songwriters, poets and the entire astronomical community) and people who's livelihood depended on the moon (such as astrologers), suffers a loss and finds Yo at fault or culpable in anyway.

And we're all accessories !!!

*moves away from Yo*

We could be in this court until the end of time

When 4/5 ths of the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Amore.