h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, I just checked his page, abd I don't think he's been atacked recently. The closest thing I can find is a war room, but he's the only one who's poted there.

And on that note, you get the "Most typos per sentence" award.

Yeah, well... I typed that while I was up late. I've never been too good at spelling anyway, and I was really tired when I posted that, so what can you expect?

The Spanish Inquisition.

I thought that nobody expected them...

Well then what better comeback? And anyway, Corrigible killed all three of 'em off before the Foop.

yeah, They're takeing their sweet time in attacking me. For you guys don't worry I've programed the defenses with the profiles of your STUMPED membership cards so they wont attack you. Yes its been awhile since i was attacked. Ever since wayyyyyyy back in the origional Superhero/villan wars.

*nostalgic*

i remember initiation... you were in my initiation group, weren't you, ice? redfish too...

ahh, the good old days....

Affy-I remember the fish wars. Those were entertaining.

KL-I loved all the various hazing techniques. I still remember the first initiation group. Queen bludragon was still running regular adventures at the time, and the mission to Zork was just starting in Hangar 42....

And I was a villian in a James Bond movie. What fun we had, eh?

Now, all I do is fight like Cats and Dogs and take trips to Roswell and hang out at the Atelier and wait for the next edition of the Post so I can read the next installmant of the Quest and sit here reading books and...



Wait a minute...I'm still having a blast!

*Closes up "Lord Hornblower" and gives it to a page to take back to the library. Opens up "Admiral Hornblower in the West Indies" and begins to read.*

woooaaahhh, we're being attacked? how did I miss that?

<...ah, forget it. I already DID the "dramatic return thing" back at the now-deserted STUMPED headquarters.>

Zeb: Hi, everybody, I'm back. And I'm ready for business. What are those heroes up to? Who's on our current enemies list? And, more importantly...



Zeb: ...who's got some hard liquor? 'Cause I could REEEEEEEEEALLY use some of that.

*Thinks for a second then reaches into a shadow and Throws Zeb a bottle of bubbling black fluid*
Distilled Black Dragon fury good for killing brain cells and obliterating small insignificant worlds.

[Dylan] In the immortal words of Zaphod Beeblebrox, "Phreeow."

Ahh initiation...
Your right Sea we were in the same hazing ritual. Along with your Sis Evilelene too. You know sometimes late at night I can still hear Alberquerque echoing on the wind. *shudders*

*sea shudders involuntarily at the memory*

ah, yes...

*sea reaches into her pocket and pulls out a bottle of gin&tonnyx and hands it to zeb*

speaking of enemies, who ARE our enemies? other than affy and red dog, that is... everything has gotten so... so... hazy and dead... *sniff*

Well if the hero's would ever hurry up and get moving then we'll be able to see who's who. I think they have quite a # of people who like to "say" they're Super-heros but of they actualy working ones I can see;

Inkwash
Yar Kramer
Red Sky
SM
and MaW

But everyone seems to be very lethargic about thwarting stuff

*munch*

oi! im working hero and acting leader. as a matter of fact. so nur

Yeah and I'm his bodyguard *munch*

*places himself infront of his glorious leader*