h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Quite the "pensive" look! Have you been practicing your "Zoolander" moves?

I have an im address now...

*walks in, sets down her 6 pack of beer*
Gee! This is like having my own private room! No one else is here! I can do all kinds of things that would probably get me kicked out of other threads...

*notices the pool nearby* Hmmm... it's been awhile since I've done any skinny-dipping! Well (looks around, see's no one, disrobes and quietly slides into the pool).

Ahhh... this is lovely! Reaches for a beer... Damn! Now why did I set the beer down over there? *wonders if she should chance getting out of the pool to go grab the 6-pack*

*walks by and sees a pile of clothes on the deck* Oooh! Perfect... I wanted something just like this!

*sees the * Oooh!

Hi Batty! Um can you hand me one of those beers please?

Oh hi Michele!

*hands Michele a then sits by the pool and puts her feet in*

It's a beautiful night for a swim! And the owner of the pool doesn't seem to be anywhere around!

*strips off her clothes and dives in, bringing the in with her*

*swims a few laps, grabs another beer, gets out of the pool and walks over to the jacuzzi, climbing in slowly as she gets used to the temperature change*

Ohh! Ouch! This jacuzzi is hot!

Ahhh... but the bubbles are very relaxing!

Meanwhile, back in the jacuzzi...

"Hey Batty! Toss another beer over this way will you?"

Ahhh... I just love these bubbles!

what is it about a photo of me that brings you all out in a rash of drunken skinny dipping?

and gimme your im details.

Uncle Heavy! I didn't know you were going to be here and I'm, um I'm...

out of beer!

i spose what you want me to do now is, what, bend down and give you one?

Well, that would be the gentlemanly thing to do... Hey! Why are you moving the beer back further?

*almost chokes on her beer* who has a rash???

what if i make you come and get it...

Well okay - if you insist!

*Michele starts towards the jacuzzi steps, as her shoulders rise out of the jacuzzi a flurry of movement can be seen coming from the shrubs behind her. Suddenly birds appear carrying a pool towel. They fly around her wrapping the towel around her body as she emerges from the water, covering her before Uncle Heavy can see her nude form.*

*What? You think Cinderella had the only bird/field mice racket going? *

*grabs a beer from the pack by UH, sits down on one of the chaise lounges to enjoy the warm evening air!*

so what did encourage you to start skinny dipping in the forum of a photo of me?