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you know what you are? really contrary your just doing it to spite me...you and your *entire* sex

Well, seeing as how I know your age, but you obviously don't know mine, I am under moral obligation not to "corrupt" you, or to take this conversation any further than social banter and/or meaningless innuendo.

There you have it, and I suspect we probably have the end of your interest in this thread...

that was a general comment about feminine foibles and me, not a 'dammit shes not virtually naked any more'

how old are you, or are you just going to let me idly guess...between...27 and...35

more to the point i fully reserve the right to be corrupted should i so choose

I'll take your "idle" guess! Thanks very much!

I'm a little bit older actually, but seeing as how I am a female - I don't have to disclose my real age unless you're with the Internal Revenue Service...

Sufficiently frightened yet?

no, i seem to attract older women (not that you are, natch - older than you ) without even thinking about it...

plus you live miles from me. im safe.

i think its their eyesight that lets them down

Just think, if the "theology" bit doesn't work for you, you can always become gigolo!

indeed...except apparently its less wining and dining glamourous lonely women and more begin bent over a bath in a crappy hotel room by dirty businessmen...

Well, just make sure you develop you "quality control" procedures, so it is only "wining and dining glamourous lonely women"!

Yes, I can't imagine you being very naive...

i dont really think gigolo is my style to be honest

I can't say that I blame you!

i dont think thyed want to pay me for a start

and id be a pretty crap gigolo paying *them*

Yes, I'm sure you'd be summarily kicked out of the "gigolo" profession!

yeah...have my union card revoked and everything

Damn - havn't been able to get onto h2g2 for the past 45 minutes. I finally had to search for the "BBC" then search for "h2g2" on it's site, than link to here. I tried to get here from Internet Explorer and from Netscape...

the b*****ds....

Ooops... looks like I was moderated a bit

*back in the pool, with a martini in hand, enjoying the sun on her skin*

*pours herself another martini...*