h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well my general usefulness is debateable...but i was specifically referring to the complete and utter lack of work i managed today...

Oh well... Now for the deep, probing question...



Did you pick up some more beer?

but of course. i even got it in a keg i nicked from the back of a brewery for real aithentic feel...

Excellent... so are you getting back into the jacuzzi?

if you insist...

but of course...

how can i refuse you? dont answer that

so, do you skinny dip often?

As often as possible! (winter does tend to hinder one's skinny dipping efforts!)

its never really been my thing...

Maybe you are a repressed skinny dipper!

or maybe all my friends are male...

Yes, well, I usually go skinny dipping with female friends, who are all straight by the way, and no hanky/panky ever goes on! We just don't like to get our clothes wet when we're swimming "on the sly" at 3:00am in the morning!

Of course - it is more "fun" when skinny dipping with someone of the opposite sex that you may be interested in

not that i would suggest for a moment that your skinng dipping escapades are anything remotely like fronts for lesbian encounters.

of course, its a little different with males: hormones, penis envy and whatnot

im not even going to attempt to mention the fact that you seem to be attempting to have fun skinny dipping with me, albeit in cybersace

oh...i did...

Well, it's all on the "up and up". I mean - you havn't "seen" anything yet!

But actually, I put a bikini on while you were away - hmmm, that fact must have slipped my mind...

So I guess that makes you the only one skinny dipping currently...

i dont believe i actually confirmed the removal of any clothes

You know... come to think of it - I think you're right! How did you do on your German exam?

the magical thing is that ive forgotten already, and it was only yesterday morning