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*waits for michele to get a bit drunker*

*pours a martini for UH*

sophisticated eh?

Quite the strategist...

they dont call me uncle 'seduction' heavy

They don't?

no. they call me uncle 'suction' heavy

or not

*witty repartee - think man think*

*pours UH another martini*

And then?

For God's sake, Michele, here we are, you've got me into your pool. You give me a drink. You put on music, now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours. Michele - you are trying to seduce me .... Aren't you?

do you have any idea how long it took for me to find that inappropriate movie quote? a good five minutes

(PS - im joking )

When I seduce you... if i chose to seduce you, don't worry. You'll know.



(another movie quote! )

touche

Thank you, thank you...

*bows, spilling her martini*

Oops! I think I'm getting a little tipsy!

here, have another martini...and lets have a bit more vodka in that

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?


(and yet another movie quote...)

uhoh...im being outquoted here

*think think*

i am your father

*good call!*

Aaaack!

not to subvert the tone or anything

*Is suffering from "Sims Torture withdrawal" while her home computer is down...*

Ooooh! Martinis!