h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah...not, on the whole, my style of drink. i havent developed sophistication yet...

I find that hard to believe...

was that irony?

I don't think so - did you forget I was an American? We don't do irony do we?

no probably not. well, im not sophisticated....even slightly...i just know how to pretend to be it

Very clever...

its absolutely the trick

*steps ouf of the pool, her body covered with bubbles, and strolls over to the bar*

Well then, how bout an ? *just then a breeze comes along and displaces a few bubbles*

Ooops...

breezy in here, isnt it...ill open a window...

*now sporting a hugh hefner esque quilted dressing gwon and brandy balloon*

*dives into the pool again, just as the last bubbles dissolve*

Since when do we have windows around the pool? And do I get to wear one of those little "Playboy Bunny" outfits, with the bunny ears and the cute fluffy little tail?

not *in* the pool i would hope

Hmmm...good point!

Appears next to UH, dressed as one of the Playboy Bunnies, drink tray in hand...
Your brandy Lord Heavy

now i just need seven of you like the hefmeister himself

You're so greedy...

So how long are you going to keep me standing around here, waiting on your every need while dressed in this ridiculous playboy bunny outfit?

*taps foot impatiently*

i was just seeing how long you could stick your chest out like that

Actually, it just does that on it's own... that's all me in here - no socks needed

im sure theres a law against saying that to the likes of me

Well you asked...

*drops brandy glass*