h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

None of you other dogs are members of the TA or MotMV are you?

I'm not asking for me you understand, it's for a friend, who may or may not have been fraternising with a couple of cats, and that's putting it mildly

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riiiiiiight. sure. I'll let the s field that question.

back to what I was doing....

no! help! not marshmallows!

Nope, not me. I have been known to Fricasse Cats not Fraternise them

Yes, I thought that the MotMV or the AG as well as the TA might come up sooner or later.

It wasn't me!!!!

Nothing up my sleeve... *shows up sleeve which contains many things*
PRESTO! *Magically popcorn appears*
Enough for everybody!
Pulls microwave off of head where its been embedded since the MotMV threw it at me...

*Nibbles*

*goes from graham crackers and chocolate*

Just to spice things up, BBW... you understand

*Makes popcorn*
See i can be nice *under breath* especially when i've been bugging the room with cameras and LOW-FAT POPCORN *laughs maniacally*

*Plugs in cameras and watches the dogs watch him watch them on close circuit television*

Wait, let me see if I understand this:

A massive army attacks the doghouse, Red Dog basically stops the invasion with and , we start torturing some cats and feeding you more , you give us some popcorn. That's right: you, the invaders, give us some popcorn.

You wish to tape this. So that when your egos get too large you can deflate yourselves? So that you can send the tape to us, having recongnised that we've won?

Either I'm not getting this or this was yet another embarassing tactical manoeuver.

Nah...
We just got tired of waiting around and so I was under the impression that a cease fire was agreed to...

Right, yes. Course, seeing as neither of us ever actually *started* firing in the first place, a cease-fire, well, it's nothing new.

Party bags by the door, by the way .

*pokes head around door*

Did someone say tea?

There y'are. There's a spot by the fire. Don't worry about the muscly dogs on either side, they won't hurt you unless you try something devious.

Devious? Me? Nah, I'm one of those people for whom the lights are on but the residents have died. Nope, I'll just drink my tea.

*sips*

Got any cake?

There y'are. Perhaps you could talk some sense into these other rough chappies?

No I don't mean the dogs.

Sees party bags...is amazed at these thigs you call "bags"...

[Anouncer:]
You have just witnessed the effect which I claim EvilClaw dubbed: "

I'm not procrastinating...I'm just using the time to expand my knowledge of things I already know about...oooh shiney...."

SuperMoo thus continues to stare in amazement at this "bag"

It's a damn good bag. Healthy teeth, glossy coat guranteed .