h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Runs up from the basement and into the kitchen. Returns with another bag of marshmallows.*

Used up the other bag! The whole thing!

*waggles his eyebrows like Groucho Marx, then runs back down the stairs.*

*diabolically finishes taping and mails a edited copy of the tape to the doghouse*
The tape makes the dogs look like they were dancing the holkie polkie and turn yourself about... thats what its all about
The original tape was just EvilClaw watching the dogs watch him watch them on close circuit tv while taping them...
"This is now now"
*Laughs maniacally*

*Eats tape and bag*

That was the......black mail tape... how am i supposed get a reasonable settlement out of the doghouse NOW!
*hyperventilates and faints*
*Ran dies*
*ran dies again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*Four hours later* Well i made a new tape using computer animation software! With SUPERGRAPHICS! Sure all of the dogs look like anime versions of themselves and all the voices sound like mine (coincedentally) but the tape is restored!

to its former glory!

*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*

*eats tape*

*and again*
*and again*
*and again*
*and again*

Decides that he will now make a tape...

walks in with text based tape...

*puts tape in beta player*
*turns off cable*
*puts it on the monitor*
*turns the beta player on*
*puts it on chanel 3*
*no chanel 2*
*presses the play button on the remote that is physically atatched to the player by a very very very VERY long cord...it must be twenty foot...


[preparing to initiate tape playing]
[initiating tape playing]

You walk into the text based and horabobly misspelled doungeon...

In front of you is ye FLASK
possible exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

>Get ye flask

Ye cannot get ye FLASK



Graphics Shmaphics

>Go North

Ye go north
In front of you is ye rope
Possible exits are SOUTH

>Get ye rope

Ye rope hangs you from the parrepats...



>Go DENNIS
you go denis
there is this guy with a trench coat and tights on...

>Pon ye WATCH
Ye cannot pon ye WATCH
I can sell ye this TAPE that has something remotely to do with ye DOGS...

>Get ye TAPE

Ye cannot get ye tape
That would be STEALING

>Get ye STEEL

I said stEAling not stEEl

>STEAL TAPE

Ye STEAL yon TAPE
Ye Trench Coat guy saith:YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

Good one.

Counterfeit tapes.

Er. Am I missing something? If we want to know what happened, we'll read the backlog .

brain dead me...okay I just realized that there is a posibility that 20 ft is shorter than 10 m...so try to imagine the length of two office desks end to end...or maybe 3 or 4 cubits...

*Slathers up tape with charcoal, or whatever it is that dragons eat*

They're not Counterfeit Tapes...they're just tapes that happen to be false...

CURSES...MULTIPOSTS AGAIN...oh well...

oh I see...the "*and again*" thing refers to this character named Ran in an online comic, which makes fun of megaman, who has an infinate number of lives and so every time he is killed he comes back. After a while the comic is overflowing with dead Ran bodies....

That makes perfect sense now then.

1 inch= 2.54cm
12 inch= 1 foot.
therefore 1 foot= 30.48cm

So there you go

*munches cake*

How ironic that you mention Groucho Marx, BBW, when I was standing over his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame just yesterday.

*feline yowls of distress*

I'll never get it all out of my fur!!!!!!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

Be thankful he's only putting it in your fur, sea... he can get quite ruthless with those marshmallows...

Eugh- yeah, he might make you eat them

Yeah, you know, 'afterwards'.