h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*scoops up sea*

Dear... look what a state you're in! Now, I promise not to get *too* many suds in your eyes...

*carries her in both hands (at arms length) back to the waiting bath*

*whimpers*

Please, no. No. Please. No water. Water bad. No water! Please...

*squirms weakly*

*makes mental note to start researching adamantium claw technology for use in situations like this*

*picks up sponge from in water, avec un mighty dollop of shampoo*

*slowly starts to clean sea's fur*

*Watches Sarge clean up sea.*

Hmmmmm. I guess we have TWO prisoners now.

*Runs upstairs and rummages through the fridge. Pulls something out and holds it up triumphantly.*

They thought the marshmallows were bad. Wait till they see what I can do with this custard!

*runs back downstairs*

CUSTARD! I love custard *Steals custard* *puts it into *
*eats**makes more s*
*passes out*

CGM&YST...(Cow Go Moo and You Should Too...)

*rinses off the shampoo using the sponge and as little water as possible*

*starts on the conditioner*

this is getting stranger...

*Subtly substitutes custard for conditioner, then takes Sarge into custardy*

Moo? or in french mer

on a side note what sound do cows make in spain?

It's either El Moo or Moo-o...not quite sure...definitly not hey though...

*counts his number of chickens before they are hatched...*
1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 6.5, 7.8...

Counts geese...
1,2,4,5,6

Hears one go 'bakawk'
[lousy french acent]
Bakawk? WHAT EES DIS...GEESE DO NOT GO 'BAKAWK'

Mmm... custard.

*looks for a piece of cake to go with it*

i think i ate all the custard already scuse me *leaves*

Hey now... can someone take me into custardy??

sea i have researched admantium claws... if you want i can give you the information.. i don't use admantium on my claws on h2g2 but i do elsewhere (oh yes i do hobbitses) So do you want information? *holds briefcase chained to his wrist*

[whispers into EvilClaws ear...]
The real thing an evil commander would do would be to action it and then give it to the main evil character in the plot regardless of the actual winner then have the editors cut out the scenes after the evil main character stops bidding...

que? explice!

I think that it suposed to be an auction in which the evil supervillian and not the hero always wins the super destructive weapon...

All right all right all right! Who will bid on this lovely admantium claw research! Starting price is a million EAUC! Do i hear one and a half, one and a half! I hear one and a half million EAUC from the man who is a cow! Do i hear two do i hear two? I don't know do i hear two?

I'll give you two goats

Adamantium? Does it sing Prince Charming?