h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I AM some exotic country without indoor plumbing... Or maybe not...

Anywho...who's next on our invasion list...?

*pity*you know you could go and post a classified here: A630019 I did...so did Draco and the Overmind*pity*

Well nice to have had you round chaps ..... jolly best of luck with your next invasion and I hope it turns out better than this one did for you.

Don't lose touch - do drop us a postcard from time to time and let us know how you get on, what

Don't worry about the track marks on the front lawn and the surplus war material scattered all about the site - we'll take care of it all for you and tidy it up, you just enjoy yourselves on the next campaign

Supermoo lets find someone FUN to invade (hint hint, shrug shrug, wink wink)

So... who should we invade next?

lets invade ******* (censored to preserve military secrecy) it says ****** by the way. ****

L**d D***o
Man I wish I knew who that guy was... ... ..

*packs some sandwiches along with some crisps and a soft drink and puts them in a bag for Draco*

You might get hungry before the next target so here's a little something for you.

*waves goodbye*

None for me

*Eats sandwiches*

Cheerio, goodbye, auf wiedersehen, adios, adieu, au revoir ......

*Waves ta- ra, emerges from the dark corner he's been lurking in and puts away notebook and pen*

Come back soon, we've got plenty of for all, you know.

Sayonara .

Looks like it's just you 'n me again, Mr Red Dog sir. ?

Oh, the nights are so lonely.

*smiles knowingly at Roadkill*

It's time don't you think ?

*takes up a whistle hanging on a lanyard around his neck and blows hard *

You can come out now lads. You know I never thought they'd fall for that old wheeze

*ACF Troopers start materialising from the shadows as they switch off their Alabaster field generators, neutralise their Goo intensifier sprays and remove their Brunel Cam Jackets*

Hey, these little peggy things..... d'you suppose they're important in keeping those catapaulty things working?

Ah well, I suppose it won't matter now. They're all on fire anyway. I hear one of the dragons had some problems with gas .

Suddenly...
a spine shoots up out of the ground impailing the burning trebuchette wreckage that one of the ACF Troopers was standing near...
Hunter Killer unburrows himself while the still burried lurkers continue to attack...

[Hunter Killer]

Hhhhaaaaa...Ihh nehhhver leahhhve the bahhhtlefeihhld wihhth ouhht the taste of bloohhhhd...

[a lurker spine suddenly impales one of the ACF Troopers]

The Ohhvermihhnd ihhs nohht vehhhry truhhstful Ihhhhm ahhfraihhd ahhhnd wahhs curious ahhs to whhy a ohhhnce greahht leahhhder hahhd gihhven uhhp the chahhhnce fohhhr a fihhhght...He hhhas alreahhhdy been infohhhrmed ahhhnd hahhhs ordehhhred the swarm to rehhhturn here fohhhr a fihhhght...He also hahhhs ohhrdehhred the Protohhhssdivihhhsion of PAZA to rehhhmain heehre...

[Points to the lone arbiture floating above the battlefeild...although anyone with a slight ability to sense psyonic energies could easily have sensed a huge presence of this psyonic energy coursing through the air...]

*scratches head*

Possibly the finest speech impediment I've ever heard

Overmind:
Via Hunter Killer

Hey are these guys on our side?

the swarm...? no thats just the main fighting unit...currently here is just a group of lurkers, the protoss division, and Hunter Killer...

umm, no, they tried to invade us, MotMV, but we formed a truce after I demonstrated an inate ability to produce validly almost omnipotent beings, one of which turned one of their huge monstrous thingies into a kitten and stomped on him. This was followed by our traditional fighting method of doing stupid crazy things untill our opponents go insane. I sugest you do similar...

oh hi there guys, how's the Evil Army business? Don't mind me I'm just passing through...

*...a muffled wail floats up from the dungeons...*

H..E..L..P....M..E!..!..!..!

*Pokes headup from the ground* Are they gone yet?

Ah thought they'd NEVER leave.

heheh I want one of those big gun looing thingies. Imagine that, an invading army nice enough to arm the opposition.

Such thoughtful boys.