h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, I'd have to go for SG winning this one. Much as I hate to say it.

*swirls thousands of tons of dust molecules together in a whirlwind of orange stone and ice to form a bit of ground, extracts some N and O2 to create a friendly atmosphere, and builds a campfire.*

*almost dies of shock... then remembers she's immortal, so she doesn't... but wants to, and does so, only to rise up as an undead vampire goddess* Weird *blinks*

Well, that was interesting. Can you always die at will or just while in enough shock to do so?

I'm a goddess, I can do whatever I want. Heck, being a founding goddess of Olympus means that I can even break the rules and distroy the universe. *smirks* So yeah, I can die and rise and do whatever at will.

Oh Golden Thighed one! Are we gonna call this a win for me, or are you gonna try anything else? *poses herself in a very bombshell appropreate position and waits for responce*

*being that Apollo has been destroyed and all, I think he'll need an all-powerful goddess to bring him back so he can concede the victory *

*loads backup copy of goldenthighs-sungod-apollo_edit1.h2g2, and Golden Thights returns from deleted rogue program oblivion, but with a minor edit intended to him have the overwhelming urge to serve the Bombshell goddess however would best suit her needs*

Well that battle's over, it was intersting though. Anyone here want to test their crackpot creativity in a smitefest with me?

*finally bothers to get up from the nuclar powered bean bag chair*

I still haven't figured out what the nuclear reactor was for. Oh well, since you put it so nicely, let's go at it.

*snaps fingers* normal street garb replaced by shaolin monk outfit.

A cane and a mysteriously shaped candle appear in Kiro Yukai's hands.

Well, I can do that too.
*snaps fingers, 18th century monk garb appears as well as a walking staff and a normally shaped candle that are now in 515's hands*

*points the cane at a passing asteroid, sending it barreling at b9nr515*

*sets up observation platform to watch the battle, taking care to put up a founding goddess level protective barrier around it to keep stray bits of the battle from bothering her*

*Respectfully bows to the Founding Goddess, then turns his attention back to 515*

*useing the staff hits the asteroid towards Kiro*

*Holds the mysteriously shaped Candle in front of me and blows into the flame. A massive God-fire ball (which can burn without O2) blows a hole in the asteroid large enough to have me pass through it and continues to shoot at 515*

*for no discernable reason, a catfish swims by

*Holds normally shaped candle in front of me and watches as the fireball shrinks down to the proper size to light the candle, the blows out the candle. 515 whispers something to the catfish and it begins to attack Kiro.*

*whispers something else to the catfish and it impprobably enough shoots a cupcake out of its mouth and swims to attack 515

*Takes the cupcake and throws it at Kiro, smearing frosting all over his shoulin monk garb. The fish turns and attaks at the frosting.*

holds aloft his candle sending a wave of flame at the fish, cooking it to perfection, kiro Yukai eats it gladly and spits all of the now razor sharp bones out at 515 like a machine-gun.