A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
The rings of Saturn
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 21, 2003
*Appears back on his shadowy throne just in time to glimps Saturngirl without her shirt on*
*belatedly averts his eyes*
The rings of Saturn
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Apr 22, 2003
*nods to one of her man servants while she's in the process of attempting to tackle the golden thighed wonder, and the man servant proceeds to weld a blindfold and gag combo onto His Divine Shadow to prevent furth interruptions to Saturn Girl's play time with Apollo*
The rings of Saturn
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Apr 22, 2003
*HDS gets up, but the gag and blindfold stay behind, dropping onto his throne with a clunk, HDS passes through the man servent, who promptly explodes and then tosses the blindfold and gag away and with a flourish, sits back down*
The rings of Saturn
Apollo Posted Apr 23, 2003
*watches with amusement as HDS outmanuevers the manservants*
*gets tackled by a half-naked goddess*
Well... this isn't so bad... 
The rings of Saturn
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Apr 23, 2003
*raises eyebrow in surprise as Apollo apparently does nothing about being tackled. Having reached her limit with HDS, she activates the ignore annoying god wanna be portion of her goddess brain*
The rings of Saturn
Apollo Posted Apr 23, 2003
*winks to HDS*
This is where it gets good... her head start smoking!
The rings of Saturn
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Apr 23, 2003
*wonders who Apollo is talking to, but shrugs sholders and starts to ponder what to do with a golden thighed god who's all restrained*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Apr 24, 2003
*noticed Apollo's reaction to the shoulder shrug* You liked that? What would you do to get me to do it again?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Apr 25, 2003
a single stinking dollar? What do you think I am, a cheap Wh0re? Bah! *puts on a bra and a shirt, and storms off to come up with a counterattack*
The rings of Saturn
Apollo Posted Apr 25, 2003
*decides the first question was rhetorical, and the second is better left alone 
*
Hey, where do you think you're goin?
*picks up a counter, and attacks*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Apr 26, 2003
*waves hand dismissively, then golden thighs is covered with honey just as he's stepping over an ant hill*
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Apollo Posted Apr 28, 2003
What the...?!
AHHHHH! They're all over me!!!
think... think man!... ah-HA!
*a picnic basket materializes, and all the ants shift towards it and begin to carry it off*
*tries to move, but the honey is too thick. Decides to wait till it crystalizes*
Ho-hum...
The rings of Saturn
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Apr 28, 2003
*Wonders what she might be able to do with a honey covered golden thighed god. Decides to wait until he tries something*
The rings of Saturn
Apollo Posted May 4, 2003
*a college student on spring break happens by, and decides to roll in Apollo's honey, removing enough to free him*
Hey... I've got some beads here. If you attack that goddess over there, I'll give you ALL of them!!
*dangles beads intriguingly*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted May 5, 2003
*blinks, then waves hand to turn the beads into a string of maggots*
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Apollo Posted May 6, 2003
That was completely uncalled for!
*tosses the maggots into the honey*
*pulls out a comb, and brushes it through the honey picking up plenty of the little guys*
Let's see you handle this one, princess 
*leaps behind saturngirl, quickly running the comb through her precious hair... while maggots run amok on her head*
The rings of Saturn
b9nr515 Posted May 6, 2003
Pops in (quite literally) out of nowhere and looks aorund at the maggot infested honey.
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The rings of Saturn
- 61: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Apr 21, 2003)
- 62: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Apr 22, 2003)
- 63: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Apr 22, 2003)
- 64: Apollo (Apr 23, 2003)
- 65: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Apr 23, 2003)
- 66: Apollo (Apr 23, 2003)
- 67: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Apr 23, 2003)
- 68: Apollo (Apr 24, 2003)
- 69: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Apr 24, 2003)
- 70: Apollo (Apr 24, 2003)
- 71: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Apr 25, 2003)
- 72: Apollo (Apr 25, 2003)
- 73: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Apr 26, 2003)
- 74: Apollo (Apr 28, 2003)
- 75: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Apr 28, 2003)
- 76: Apollo (May 4, 2003)
- 77: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (May 5, 2003)
- 78: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (May 5, 2003)
- 79: Apollo (May 6, 2003)
- 80: b9nr515 (May 6, 2003)
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