h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*mutters, shaves off her hair and pulls out the tar and feathers*

Come here Apollo dear... *levitates tar above Apollo's head*

Well... being the Sun God and all (no offense Helios)..

*slightly furrows his brow, and intense sunlight shines down into the tar. It begins bubbling while SG is holding it*

*Apollo quickly dives out of range*

Any one need any help?

*sits down in nuclear powered bean-bag chair.*

*with a wave of her hand, the bubbling tar goes flying through the air after the sun god*

*runs, yelping a little as the tar catches up with him. Eventually winds back around in a circle heading straight for SG*

Hun, I know you'll love this one


*teleports, ala Nightcrawler, leaving the tar heading straight for SG*

*places hand up to stop the tar, then makes it disapear with a flash of light*

Oh, we're playing x-men now?

*regrows her hair, this time framing her face with a pair of white streaks, makes a grab for Apollo when he reappears*

Come 'ere Darlin', ah would so love a kiss.

*Apollo's eyes light up, sending a ruby-colored shaft of powerful light heading for SG*

Stay away from my Girlfriend!!



Sorry, got a bit too much in character there....

*ducks, rolls and makes a grab for Apollo hoping for skin contact*

*disappears through a wall*

*uses door and sneaks up on you, grabbing your arm*

*curses*

*starts feeling very weak*

ahhh.... can't... focus...



*suddenly, all metallic objects in the vicinity start to fly through the air, right at Apollo*

*holds onto Apollo, and puts up hand to stop metallic objects exactly where they are*

*switching tracks*

Ahh, Magneto! Quite impressive talents... too bad There is no Spoon!

*adopts a Ju Jitsu posture, points his hand towards SG, and makes a "come get some" motion*

*whips out a gun, holds it to Apollo's forehead in a "dodge this" manner, and goes to pull the trigger*

*shoves hand into SG's chest and attempts to copy himself while the bullet flies through his head...

...getting a cheap feel on the way *

*stops the copy, and attempts to reverse the process making her own cheap feel... but without pretense*

*as the bullet shatters his programming frame, Apollo is forced to return to --The Source*


Hahahah... Let's see you find me NOW, SaturnGirl!

*considers herself the winner, since programs returning to the source are deleted*

Curses!!

*refuses to be deleted, takes over the source*



*begins deleting SG's clothing, one article at a time*

*waits for something that can actually be considered an attack to happen before she stops considering herself the winner of this battle.*