h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hehehehehhehe. Well why don't you take a step to the left. The sunlight will suit you better.

*Sets up a trap for Apollo*

Let's heat this match up! Take it away, you lot!

To the judge: Is it against the rules to eat the contestants and/or the spectators?

You gotta go hunt down the mother of god to ask her that question.

*blows in the wind*

I'm not the great MoG, but if it isn't in the rules, it's tickety-boo, especially if you do it in a comic fashion

Spectators... well, that would suggest that they were directly involved in the battle, but they aren't... are they?

But then again, I'm just a lowly spectator watching a battle and causing the occasional freak weather conditions here and there...

Just my 3 denarii

*Ties up Apollo. PUts those little chicken feet things on his feet. Starts sprinkling pepper and puts an apple in his mouth*

*Slips out of the shadows*
Uh huh. Well, that's interesting. Mind if a mortal watches?

The more the merrier.

wait,wait, wait. Aren't you and I at Stonehenge?

When dealing with Gods and Goddesses, you have to learn to accept multiples around olympus Just sit down and watch... don't let it fry your little mortal mind, okay? Care for some chocolate?

...little mind? My pardon, lady, but I was victorious over one of your members. And if anything, my mind is as sharp as most.

...chocolate? Not poisoned, is it?
*stares at his hip flask*
they poisoned my hip flask.
*shakes his head*

Where'd Apollo go?

He's mostly offline, probably till early may.
just keep fooling around, and he'll be back when he can.

*Starts setting up huge trap for Apollo* Pass me the widget please.

*recorporates*

if hes run, im the winner! and boy, did we both take a beating...

I'm here . Wanna fight?

Unc... I think you won a long time ago

*watches as UH recorporates... wondering when he corporated to begin with*
Hmmm... Uncle Heavy, Inc?

Anyway, congrats on the victory UH!! Now Draco... what are you up to??

*prepares for battle, with one or both or all in the arena*

Well i'm bored so I was wondering if you feel up to another battle.