A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
Mud Pit
caper_plip Posted Jan 29, 2002
Ooh... Apollo getting an idea?!? This could shorten the odds on the Sun God!
But still:
Uncle Heavy = 7/2 (favourite)
Apollo = 4/1
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Apollo Posted Jan 29, 2002
*takes out a pair of Latex exam gloves... goes over to the parascope*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 29, 2002
*lies, winded, upwind of the noxious gascloud steadily approaching the unsuspecting apollo*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Feb 5, 2002
*Saturn Girl sees Golden Thighs approaching her perascope... she abandons it, and sends out an elctronic fly equipt with a camera, and uses that to watch the battle*
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Apollo Posted Feb 5, 2002
*hefts parascope, and heads toward UH.... until he starts to feel a bit dizzy.... 
*
*falls heavily to the ground*
*the parascope, by the way, is nowhere to be seen*
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Vahliare Sawyn Posted Feb 7, 2002
floats around the pit waiting for something to happen
liare 
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Feb 9, 2002
His arse sees all, it knows all, it is omniscient!
Funny, I've met a lot off arses who thought they knew it all, but this one really does!
Ah'm impressed! 
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Apollo Posted Feb 9, 2002
*gets up, searches for parascope, and for UH who seems to have disappeared*
*wonders if they both ended up in the same place* 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Feb 26, 2002
*to find Uncle Heavy covering him with a divine yet still very killy looking AK 47*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Feb 27, 2002
....oh, he cross dresses, sticks fingers in barrels of guns... next thing ya know, he'll be eattin' carrots and sayin' "What's up, doc?"
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 4, 2002
the law of narrative dictates the UH's figure had already clenched the trigger, causing the gun to explode, Apollo to escape unscathed and Uh to be black all over
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Apollo Posted Mar 5, 2002
*escapes unscathed*
*sees Draco* What's up, Doc? SG
*contemplates a Draco-baseball bat and an Uncle Heavy-ball*
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Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord Posted Mar 6, 2002
Can I join the battle?
*Backs away from Apollo in the case he trys anything*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Mar 11, 2002
*tumbles into a pile of ash, topped off by still blinking eyes*
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Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord Posted Mar 11, 2002
So can I join? Or do you prefer I don't?
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Apollo Posted Mar 20, 2002
*throws arm around Draco*
Hey pal... we're all a pretty friendly bunch around here! We'd be more than happy to have another playmate 
*tosses some sunglasses to UH*
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- 241: caper_plip (Jan 29, 2002)
- 242: Apollo (Jan 29, 2002)
- 243: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 29, 2002)
- 244: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Feb 5, 2002)
- 245: Apollo (Feb 5, 2002)
- 246: Vahliare Sawyn (Feb 7, 2002)
- 247: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Feb 9, 2002)
- 248: Apollo (Feb 9, 2002)
- 249: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Feb 22, 2002)
- 250: Apollo (Feb 22, 2002)
- 251: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Feb 26, 2002)
- 252: Apollo (Feb 26, 2002)
- 253: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Feb 27, 2002)
- 254: Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord (Feb 27, 2002)
- 255: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 4, 2002)
- 256: Apollo (Mar 5, 2002)
- 257: Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord (Mar 6, 2002)
- 258: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Mar 11, 2002)
- 259: Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord (Mar 11, 2002)
- 260: Apollo (Mar 20, 2002)
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