h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did you mean UH or Sammy?

*awaits the next move...*

I said goddess, didn't I? UH is a meat popcicle

OOC if your going to use deus ex mchinae, so am i

*suddenly, UH collapses into a pile of...ick. they hear him laughing behind them, and spin around to see him walking out, as fresh as a newborn morning daisy*

so! you fell for my cunning deception -he was only a model! a cunning, well made model, but just that!

*shoots thunderbolt at apollo*

ooc

*admires thunderbolt...*
Very well fashioned, nice tip.. good angle on the launch.. nice sound, and the color is magnificent!! Your aim is also superb...

*decides a change of tactics might be neccesary...*

wow.. look what I've found! a DJ booth...

Hey, UH... you like to DJ don't ya? this is sure a nice booth!!

yes...DJing...ill lay down some phat beas, then, shall i?

not too sure about phat beas... but some music would be nice

Here, try this record!! *hands UH a record, curious ticking on it's own*

Just make sure you spin it Clockwise

*leaves on tiptoe*

OK...

*resolutely lays down pumpin beas*

*takes out an instruction manual*

BLOW-EM-UP EXPLODING RECORD

1) Give record to unsuspecting Disc Jockey.
2) Make sure the record is playing clockwise.
3) When the DJ starts to spin, RUN! Record will detonate upon moving counter-clockwise.

*hides manual again*

heheheh...

*Saturn Girl sees a look on Apollo's face that only means trouble... so she follows him where ever he goes... especially if it means getting away from UH... she just has this feeling of dread...*

*UH turns the record the wrong way. suddenly, a tube extends from the decks and goes into his mouth. there is the sound of an engine, and suddenly, UH's eys bulge and he inflates to 15 times his size and begins to float*

*takes out a long, sharp object*

this battle is about to get even more disgusting...

*Saturn Girl ducks into a Bombshell Goddess protection bunker, and hopes that the door's seal is airtight*

*Caper Plip appears with chalk and blackboard and begins notching up bets on the board, whilst inside a carefully constructed hobbit hole.*

Place your bets! The odds are:

- Uncle Heavy = 7/2 (favourite)
- Apollo = 4/1
(these are liable to change as the battle goes on)

Place your bets!

(by the way, anyone fancy a non-Title match while I'm here... so bored...)

I'm currently ballooned. apollo is brandishing a prong and im the favourite...

*without warning, the air finds a way to escape. UH goes flitting around the mud pit like an enrage balloon, causing a vile smell and landing with a wet rasberry noise on the asphyxiating apollo*

I'm almost tempted to give you a win for that one, but this is too much fun

*Is almost thankful for the asphyxiation, so as to avoid that horrible stench....*

Mmm... raspberry, you say??
*struggles to breathe, and to take a bit out of the raspberrty flavored god*

- Uncle Heavy = 7/2 (favourite)
- Apollo = 4/1

You're the favourite because the you've done better than Apollo in other BoG matches... and the stats show that you have 1 draw and no losses, but Apollo has god knows how many losses, and yet to draw or win.

However, it's getting tighter... so the odds may shorten a little... keep an eye out!

*uses parascope to watch the battle from inside Bombshell Goddess protection bunker*

*spots parascope... gets an idea *