A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
Mud Pit
Apollo Posted Nov 24, 2001
Chocolate, eh? hmmm....
*steals SaturnGirl's Chocolate, melts it with his Amazing Sun God powers, and proceeds to creat a new candy bar.
Uncle Heavy--Chocolate coating with a gooey center *
Coming to convenience stores near you...
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Nov 26, 2001
Passes Saturn girl some 
Don't even THINK of stealing that, Mr Apollo god person.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 26, 2001
ha! little do you know that being smothered in choclate can only augment my already considerable powers! except when it sets, in which case im screwed...
*attempts to move. is encased*
er...Apollo...um...look over there!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Dec 1, 2001
*attempts to jump the unaware appollo. cannot, cos the choclate has set too hard*
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Apollo Posted Dec 1, 2001
*gets hungry.. starts to eat the chocolate bar 
which has appeared beside him*
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Jan 4, 2002
Come on, guys! we're getting bored on the sidelines!
(throws some )
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 5, 2002
sorry...was on holiday
*the chocolate has melted sufficiently for UH to sucker punch Apollo...Apollo has had far too much choclate...predictable results*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jan 6, 2002
Uh-oh! 
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Apollo Posted Jan 7, 2002
*Unfortunately, those "unpredictable results" land squarely on top of UH*
ewwww..
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 7, 2002
but! little does appollo know that the wind is blowing from behind UH...the putrid smell envelops him and he is sick once again, this time into his own face (the wind is a strong one)
Mud Pit
Apollo Posted Jan 7, 2002
I must say, this is one of the most disgusting scenes I have pictured in the BoG 
*Fortunately for Apollo, the ... regurgitation... of an H2G2 god is a source of incredible healing and energy 
*
Ahhhhh!! That felt good! Now, where was I? Oh, yes... trimming Mr. Heavy here down to size
*at Apollo's command, the Sun peaks out from behind the clouds, and the land temperature suddenly rises some 90 degrees*
We'll drain that heaviness right off... *As UH starts to sweat*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jan 7, 2002
*Saturn Girl pulls out a gas mask, and an umbrella to protect her from Golden Thighs, and his bright sunshine. Continues to watch the disgusting battle*
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Jan 8, 2002
*sunbathes under the bright sun*
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Apollo Posted Jan 12, 2002
*decides to put the sun away for now*
Okay UH, now that you're all festered and full of puss...
DEFINITELY the most disgusting battle yet... But fun
*with the sun hidden, the temperature quickly drops and UH is, once again, frozen solid. Only it isn't chocolate this time...*
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Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- Posted Jan 14, 2002
..........
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jan 14, 2002
Uh-oh... goddess popcicle 
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- 201: Apollo (Nov 24, 2001)
- 202: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Nov 26, 2001)
- 203: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 26, 2001)
- 204: Apollo (Nov 26, 2001)
- 205: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Dec 1, 2001)
- 206: Apollo (Dec 1, 2001)
- 207: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Jan 4, 2002)
- 208: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 5, 2002)
- 209: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jan 6, 2002)
- 210: Apollo (Jan 7, 2002)
- 211: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 7, 2002)
- 212: Apollo (Jan 7, 2002)
- 213: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jan 7, 2002)
- 214: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Jan 8, 2002)
- 215: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 11, 2002)
- 216: Apollo (Jan 11, 2002)
- 217: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 12, 2002)
- 218: Apollo (Jan 12, 2002)
- 219: Sammy -Goddess, CHOPPER, Bobo secretary, Dentonite, beach bum- (Jan 14, 2002)
- 220: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jan 14, 2002)
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