h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Saturn Girl hops from the wall she'd been sitting on next to Apollo, and she walks over to the fire truck, leans against the back bumper of the firetruck, and winks at a nearby green eyes fireman as she slowly continues to lick her popcicle.*

~watches the crowds of people, far below him, batttling the flames~

~zooms away~

~returns holdinf a pertol tanker with his godly strength~

~sprays hundreds of gallons of petrol on the melee below~

~is singed by the fireball, but got off lightly.....~

Spoiling all my fun, agcB?? If it weren't for my own rules, I'd light you up right now Miss Reigning Champion...

*Apollo burns the firemen into small piles of smoking ash* quite ironic
mm..sorry MoG...would you settle for a Greek God?

*throws a dog collar to sea, and some catnip to RedFish*

ahem - redfish - that should read:

'watches the crowd of goddesses, far below' (

though I will agree that most of us are Hot... (apart from Saturn Girl, who is with her popsicle)

Anyway the Fire Departments' Finest point their hoses higher, and protect the goddessess with water-spray, and the fireball burns out as fireballs do.

the goddess called Ben
*still wearing that black bull-hide trench-coat*

~wonders how Apollo managed to miss the whole forum being immolated...~

dazzled by the sunshine coming from his own rear end no doubt

***B

*The fire blazes up in responce to the pertol poured upon it, and burns everything/one in the local area. Saturn Girl looks down at herself after the initial blaze calms down, admiring her new dark tan, but then modestly covering herself since her clothes got burned off. She bats her eyelashes at the cute green eyed fireman who's still clothed in his nice fireproof fireman clothes. He smiles at her, then offers her his fireman jacket to cover up with. After putting on the jacket, she gives him a kiss on the cheek, and slips a piece of paper with her phone number and name on it into his pocket, and skips off.*

Your's Truely,
The Bombshell Goddess

HUMPH.
*sits up and sadly shakes out her charred and smoking feather boa... what a stench!... and pours the dregs of her most recent cosmicpolitan on it*

Hmmmmmm..... I'm not at all sure that would be in good form, Apollo. Wouldn't want to have any whispers of favoritism in my official capacity, ya know.

ahem, theres already a fight taking place here agcB, wait ur turn!

She's above fighting with the likes of you... She is the reigning champion, if you've missed that memo... *rolls eyes* You have to proove yourself with a few fights before you can even challenge her.

BTW Golden Thighs! Get that sun shine *ss of your's on AIM!

i didnt mean with me, she seemed to be pretty acid-tongued with Apollo ~indicates crispy-fried god~

*The goddess called Ben manifests as the Mother with a cookery book... what is it? Ah yes. Jane Grigson's "Fish Cookery".*

*She thumbs through it...*

...m...
...n...
...o...
...p...
...q...
... ... ...

~points franticly at his last post~

No harm done Redfish - Apollo is supposed to be giving back-massages to me and Saturn Girl (and Mother of God, 'cos we love her) for the rest of eternity. Not disporting himself in the nude with tennis champions. And certainly not immolating our nice firemen.

Tsk
Tsk
Tsk

Hmm. Looks like someone took the 'r's out of the cookery book...!

a goddess called Ben

~RedFish's fin is behind his back. there is a faint rustle of paper~

Oh... really? Lucky that...

Ok... so if we aren't getting backrubs from the sungod (ha!) let's get some from the firemen. Saturn girl seems sorted out with her green-eyed Adonis. The crone doesn't need one, the mother has some nice fish and chips for them, but the maiden definitely needs a fireman or two...

*The goddess called Ben wanders off in her trenchcoat, holding some fish and chips, looking for stray firemen...*

the godess called Ben

*sea gets lost in backlog and has to go read it again*

~waits politely~

Uh-oh...sea's lost?? You might have just won RedFish :-) While you're waiting, check out the new badge for all the H2G2 gods! http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F72979?thread=137809