A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 2, 2001
Hi Sea, I don't think we have been formally introduced. I am a girl called Ben, and I am a manifestation of the Goddess within - as are all women, the more the merrier.
The really neat thing about the Goddess, which all the guys hate, is that she has three different manifestations: Maiden (sex on stilts), Mother (domestication personified), and the Crone (who is fond of the odd GnT 
) and has the dirtiest laugh you can imagine.
What one manifestation can't handle, another manages with consumate ease...
*notices a sun god and a small reddish fish*
No need to plan for a forgone conclusion, guys.
*Manifests as Mother*
Have you remembered your athlete's foot cream, boys? We don't want to get the mud-wrestling arena all infected now, do we?
*Manifests as Crone, cackles, and hands Sea one of MoG's lovely Cosmicpolitans 
*
a goddess called Ben
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 2, 2001
*is willing to place $20 and the ownership of one of her mortal man servants on agcB and Sea winning*
Your's Truely, 
The Bombshell Goddess
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Apollo Posted Sep 2, 2001
That 20 dollars (pounds, euros, whatever...) will be sadly misplaced, my dear SaturnGirl 
by the way Ben...you better make that a virgin cosmicpolitan
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 2, 2001
Misplaced? Ha! Ben kicked your ass in the original battle of the gods, and no loin cloth will save you from a repeat performance. Red fish can't be that hard to beat, and I have faith that Sea will soon win her first battle. She was just a little overwhelmed because it was her first one.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 2, 2001
BTW, Golden Thighs, get on AIM!
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RedFish ><> Posted Sep 2, 2001
sea is a veteran STUMPED memeber, she has battled before... anyway it was my first godly battle too!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 2, 2001
I still have faith she'll do fine with a little help... once the help shows up at the mud pits, or I'm done with Raven, whichever comes first....
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RedFish ><> Posted Sep 2, 2001
oh.. ah.. um
~has suddenly remebered that IRL he is going away tommorow and may not be able to post for a while, maybe even weeks~
I hope this battle will be a *short* one....
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Sep 2, 2001
Ooooh, this one better drag on. hehe 
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Apollo Posted Sep 2, 2001
WHAT?!?!?!
*suddenly conjures up images of a fish, on a hook....*
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RedFish ><> Posted Sep 2, 2001
~backs away, looking nervous~
well, i *might* be able to post now and then... maybe once a day...
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 2, 2001
Don't worry about it Redfish, I am away from Wednesday through Sunday - we can agree to rejoin on the 10th if you like.
a goddess called Ben
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RedFish ><> Posted Sep 2, 2001
i can try.. im actually away for 5 weeks but i should be able to get on at a cyber cafe
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a girl called Ben Posted Sep 2, 2001
Swimming in new waters? Doing anything froody?
***B
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Sep 2, 2001
he's going back to school.
nice to finally meet you, agcB. you wouldn't happen to be wiccan, would you?
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RedFish ><> Posted Sep 3, 2001
yeah, that.
Nice to know people are keeping tabs on me lol
Although it could be froody, we're planning road trips to the south of france and so on (bloody teenagers)
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted Aug 3, 2007
I challenge eloisa to a fight here
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