h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sea - singed, sodden, and backlog bewildered - stumbles around a bit before falling on her face and admitting defeat*

awww Get the poor thing lost in backlog.... hehe...

Congratulations RedFish!! another victory for the Dogs


Maybe this will make you feel better sea darlin'...you and RF are now full-fledged H2G2 Gods!!!

~lifts up the bedraggled sea, puts her on a deckchar and gives her a cold (alhahol-free) drink~

thanks, redfish. thanks, apollo.

*sips drink*

When you've recovered, what do you say to a mudwrestling match sea?

~raises eyebrows~











[Fish have eyebrows?]

There no rule against tag-teaming, RedFish....

But sea IS a cat, and probably intimidated by us dogs....

p.s. .. there is now a Mud Pit thread on the BoG page

*Ben manifests as the Mother*

Apollo, just to remind you that you *should* be on back-rub duties...

*And then transforms the Maiden, who winks at Apollo, before....*
*... turning into the Crone, who appears to have a smoking gun with her*

And Fish, don't forget that I have a barrel with your name on it.

*The crone looks thoughtfully at the gun, before turning back into the Maiden who says*

Now about that backrub, golden boy...

Can we say... Multiple OmniPersonality Disorder?

I don't know. Can you say it?

Whose back do you want to rub, anyway? Mother's, Maiden's or Crone's?

**Ben

~eyes agcB suspiciously~

one day i will have wone three battles, and then, you mark my words, i'll...

~sees agcB's expression~

...i'll....um.... give you presents and stuff.... um... ~cowers~

Oh!

Presents!

Nice little fishy fishy....

a sweetheart called Ben

gods ?

*Ben rolls around laughing so much she knocks over the massage oil, which seeps onto the gun, and even makes a mess in the barrel*

*Apollo slips in the oil, catches his foot on the gun, and knocks the side of his head on the barrel*

*For some reason, Ben finds this even funnier than the "God's " comment and is laughing so loudly that Apollo's dignitiy is even more bruised than the side of his head*

(Nice one RedFish)

***B

Your time will come....

all three of you.

You're going to have to manage to win a battle before you can even hint at challenging anyone with any seriousness! Now once you're done with Ben's back rub, I want mine, please?

Your's Truely,
The Bombshell Goddess