h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

begins digging.Woof!

*returns from flea market, bearing a jar of prime-poodle fed, Grade A fleas, a chain dog collar, some puppy biscuits, and a pooper scooper*

While digging, the poodle hits a water main, and a jet of water shoots up, carrying the poodle with it. Water floods the post, drowning the fleas. Bravely, the poodle swims over, ignoring the scalding steam as the water hits Golden thighs. She grabs the chain dog collar, melts it in the steamy heat, and, carriying the melted metal in the pooper scooper, dives down to the water leak and pours the molten metal on the hole, sealing it. As the water drains, the poodle, scalded but alive, eats the puppy biscuits. They magically heal her.Mmm.Goooooood biscuits!
The steam rises into the upper atmosphere, creating thunderclouds. As the thread gets dark and stormy, the poodle draws a few choice runes in the mud with the pooper scooper and calls down lightning, which cuts through the sky, heading directly for Apollo.

*Caper Plip ignores dark clouds and gloomy heavens as she gets enough of that in Britain.*

*leaps under a nearby stone, just in time to save him from the lightning blast*

Well... I see we have a competitor Much more lively than that old SaturnGirl that I once mopped the floor with...

*Unfortunately, the poodle-god has forgotten that Apollo is the Sun God, and with little effort Apollo intensifies the heat of the sun, causing the rain clouds to begin evaporating*

Let's see if we can fry this puppy...

I figured you'd do that.
Pulls out solar panels, hooks them up to batteries and charges batteries. Kicks back in air-conditioned dog house and waits.

"Much more lively than that old SaturnGirl that I once mopped the floor with..." *falls down laughing, and wonders if she'll ever get up again, since she finds the idea that Golden Thighs thinks that statement is true so funny...*

Well, that didn't work...

hmm....


*Fleet-footed Apollo starts running circles around the dog house, and soon a tornado forms The dog house starts spinning like Dorothy's in the Wizard of Oz*

*rides by in a bicycle*

*Reaches out the window and snags the broom, hauling in old Golden Thighs. Steals his broom and flies out the window and off to one side, watches the Tornado take him away.*

Oops, read "snags the bicycle".

<throws in a few

Make use of these!

*grabs hold of a stray , which speeds out of the tornado and heads straight towards Ex-R. As the Sun God flies past, the intensity of his golden thighs lights the broom on fire*

...don't you mean bicycle? Or has it done it's transformation bit already?

Let's stick with the broom. It's better
Poodle notices that her broom is on fire. She bails and the broom goes spiraling out of control, flying back into the window at Apollo. Poodle sees a and genetic training kicks in; Helpless, she chases it around the house, around and around, with the tornado driving ot. They reach escape velocity and ricochet out into space:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A698088

This is too much fun. I have to forfiet so we can leave it at this!!

What?!? You mean.... I ... I ........ I .. Won?!?!!!





I never thought I would actually WIN!!!!




well done, ex-R

Blame it on Red Dog. When I saw the chance to launch a Poodle through space, I remembered the space scene on his u page.
Good tornado, btw. Lots of fun!

He won?!? A turn for the record books!

That was lovely! Bravo!

*almost dies of shock from Apollo's win... then remembers she's a goddess, so she only falls into a coma for a few millenia*

I can't believe it myself... I'm almost afraid to actually post it!!!