h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Saturn Girl lowers her sun glasses, and looks over them at the temporarily retreating Golden Thighed God*

Hmmm... leopand print boxers? I thought the greek gods all wore fig leaves under those togas of theirs', not boxers..... Hmmm... but they don't look half bad... the leopard print goes well with the golden thighs, don't you two think so?

Didn't really notice....

*In a blinding flash of light, the Sun God reappears in a purple tye-dyed toga, standing atop the tallest pillar*

*From somewhere, music can be heard. First, like a flugelhorn in the hills. Then, like an army of trumpets. It grows louder and louder...now like Thunder. The great stones begin to shake (except for the one Apollo is on)...and then to fall. All around SG the pillars of stonehenge are collapsing...*

Strewth!
I've heard of the moving, but this is ridiculous!

*Saturn Girl hops off of the stones, and lands just outside the range they're likely to fall as she crosses her arms, and waits to see what Ego boy is up to....*

Your's Truely,
The Bombshell Goddess

*When the dust clears, it can be seen that the fallen stones created a ring with a wall...
an Arena*

A little more like the old days, SG? I thought it appropriate.

Go ahead ...step in...

*returns and takes a ringside seat*

*reaches into her magic bag, removes a flask of cosmicpolitans, pours*

*munches *

Now Ego boy... you'd better be willing to pick this all up when we're done, and put it back the way it had been. Stonehenge was really cool.

*Saturn Girl steps up onto the stones encircling the newly created "arena" as a drop of rain falls smack dab onto her nose. She looks up as the rain starts pouring down. Smiling, she steps down into the arena, and looks directly at Golden Thighs*

Okay, how's this for like the old days, wanna mud wrestle?

Your's Truely,
Saturn Girl

ps. I'm going down to visit my cousin in San Diego, and I'm coming back friday. I may, and may not be able to post while I'm down there, I'm not sure how busy I'll be. I promise I'll post again as soon as I can when I get back, try not to miss me too much

*SaturnGirl, standing there stubbornly waiting for Apollo, fails to see that the ground is starting to get very, very wet...
as a matter of fact, she is sinking! Ankle deep in Mud, SG struggles to get out, but Apollo has something else in mind
The clouds and rain suddenly disappear to let the sun through...an extremely hot wave passes over and instantly hardens the mud.*

haha...this is classic!! I think I'll just have a seat and watch you struggle around for a while...

*Saturn Girl looks down at her feet, which are ankle deep in the mud, then she leans down, and does what she can to loosen the laces of the boots, and manages to get her feet out of them, glad she wore shoes that went up above her ankles. She looks directly at Mr. Ego, and then takes a flying jump, tackling him, and pinning him to the ground* Ha, take that!

Your's Truely,
The Bombshell Goddess

ps. Well, first night down here in San Diego, and not all that busy yet. We'll see what tomorrow turns up.

*applauds*

Great seats these, eh?
Didn't even charge us, either!

*Apollo, on his back AGAIN, reasseses the situation. He decides on a new tactic*

Well, SaturnGirl, now that you have me here...what are you going to do with me?
*relaxes, and waits on SG*

*takes out camcorder*
*nudges MoG*

I'll make a fortune with this video!

*Without even looking back, knows the video camera is there* Hey, no cameras! Put that away or we will have to charge you for those seats your sitting in and take that away!

*stares down at Apollo, and wonders what the heck he's up to now...* Okay ego boy... I don't know what your tactic is, but I'm gonna tell you it's not gonna work. *keeps Golden Thighs pinned, and waits for his next move*

Your's Truely,
The Bombshell Goddess

*looks up at SaturnGirl with big ol puppy eyes*
Wow...such anger... all pent up inside, just waiting to be let out...
You can talk to me. I'm here for you. Whatever is on your mind, go ahead and let it out...

If you need a shoulder, I'm right here...
*gives SG a big hug *

*Saturn Girl raises her eye brow as she looks at Apollo* Trying to psych me out, huh? *Saturn Girl thinks a minute*

Well, I do have one frustration I need to work out.... Here's how you can help me... *Saturn Girl stands up, and pulls Ego boy to his feet.* I'm frustrated that I can't find any guys who'll let me dress them up! Now you just stand still, and let the Bombshell do the rest, okay Doll? *pinches Apollo's cheek, then rushes off for her rolling wardrobe*

*She soon returns, and manages to drag the mamoth sized thing into the arena. She flings open the doors, and starts digging out clothes, tossing nylons, skirts, blouses, tank tops, high heals, and other such girly items out, spreading them across the area next to the Golden Thighed god.*

*Saturn Girl finally emerges with a nice little coordinated outfit in a lovely dusty rose color. A short little mini skirt, a tiny little tank top, and a see thru printed blouse to wear over the tank top. She stirps Apollo down to his leopard print boxers in the blink of an eye, and soon has him fitted in a bra with a lot of padding.*

*Before Apollo can react, Saturn Girl has him dressed in this whole outfit, in addition to a pair of nylons, and high platform sandals, also in a dusty rose color. She then turns around to look for her make up kit.*

Your's Truely,
The Bombshell Goddess

ps. Flash photography is welcome at this portion of the show

Great stuff!
*nudges MoG*
You better take some too, just in case mine doesn't turn out well.

Got another of Apollo running away!

You want me to go bring him back for you, Girl?

*Apollo, after being reduced to an immortal drag queen, humbly bows to SaturnGirl. Carefully though, as he is in a skirt...*

You have won this battle, SaturnGirl. But there will be a rematch soon...
Look for me in the Labyrinth

*drag queen god disappears in a flash*

I won! Hehe... If I'd known that would work I would have done it ages ago...

Galaxy Babe, you're gonna share those pictures with me when they're developed, right? I have to have something to post on my wall of victories

Your's Truely,
The Bombshell Goddess