h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm, its a close run thing, what with Agent's bodypopping and all that Lets see what you can do with these.......................

*s up the Las Ketchup girls and The Gypsy Kings*

*Agent destroys all terrible europop with a click of his fingers*

That's better, I can hear myself think now. Where was I? Ah yes...

*Picks up one of the colossal pillars and swats CCC into the distance, watching the speck until it disappears*

Ahah, too easy.

*s up the BeeGees (well, 2 of them) and starts dancing to Night Fever*

*a burning shape appears in the sky, flaming from re-entry, the comet moves with great speed and lands right on top o Agent and the 2 Bee Gees, leaving a vast crater and burning grass. all is silent except the bleating of the only surviving that Agent brought with him. it hasn't realised it is on fire yet. A light shines from the crater and slowly a shape emerges, floating out of the crater. it is CCC. he looks at the bottom of the crater.*

oooh, that's got to hurt!

*Agent s a rain shower to put out the fire, simultaneously causing CCC to rust. Agent walks up to him and pushes him over with one finger, stepping back to avoid the ashes which swirl as he topples unceremoniously into the crater*

You know, you really should change your name to rustcoveredclone

*s a scraper and scrapes the rust off, revealing the normal chromecoveredcsurface*

that's better. must have picked some debris up whilst in space.

*s a force field over the top of the crater then radios a chrome covered clone to naplam Stone Henge*

that'll sort him!

*Agent s a deadly homing and sends it at the clone, blowing it to smithereens well outside Stonehenge*



*Calmly teleports inside the force field, picks CCC up by the throat and shoogles him some more, just because he hates the word*

Admit defeat, or there'll be no more chromecoveredkids ever again...

you forget they are all clones! touch stuff down there tho and the Duck will make sure you pay most dearly...

*teleports out of the crater, removes the forcefield and fills in the hole with sheep intestines*

*Keeps the sheep intestines to make haggis out of later*

Thanks

*s a 100lb weight above C and laughs maniacally as it lands on his oversized head*

shoogles?!?!?

WTF are shoogles?

and Deakie STOP doing them to my man!

AGENT my love, touch them bits and i will KILL you!

Bf your being brave sitting here in the middle of a god fight being a just a mortal and all!

*'s stonehenge back to normal*

*goes back to work*

*Deakie gives PFD a big shoogle too, just for good measure!*

watches the battle, whilst holding an umberella to stop any napalm/sheep intestines/yukky stuff splattering him

*when Duck ed Stonehenge back to normal the large weight was removed*

that told you, agent!

Deaks is looking for trouble shnoogling Duck like that!

*gives Deakie the shoogleing of her lifetime, zaps her with brimstone and fire and gives BF a stronger brolly*

Definitely the best shoogle of my life Duck! You've got a strong grip for a li'l girl!

*turns and shoogles Ferret too, so he's not left out of the Shoogle Fest*

Oh, PFD, I am a god now... Got a complex from sitting around with so many gods/goddesses.

Bow before the God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon.

Thanks Deaks

erm no your not, your not on the list yet matey! you need to be approved by Apollo first!

Erm, Agent, I think they're all getting slightly the wrong idea bout this shoogling thing!!!

You're not supposed to enjoy it, Folks!!!

Eh? Not supposed to enjoy it

Explain what it is then...

I'm on the Gods in training list... Right at the bottom...

ahh so you are! i missed that!

i'm a PROPER goddess tho, ner ner!