h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Refuses to leave, but does the sheep away*

Lucky I built the house with no windows in the bedrooms, isn't it!

*rescues C from the cupboard where he escaped to, swats him in the bippy and sends him back to bed!*

No Star Wars DVD's for a month for you, my lad! You're grounded!

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but Agent isn't in bed!

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Oh, he will be in a minute. Now you go to sleep like a good boy and I might let you watch Top Gear on the telly tomorrow. But only if Richard is on!!!


*goes off to get Agent but leaves a killer penguin and the Bloody Mary Fairy on watch in case C tries to escape again!*

Top Gear!



*bribes Bloody Mary Fairy and Penguin with and a respectively and is away*

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*Gives up trying to control the wayward child and gets Social Services involved who slap an ASBO on C before he gets out the front door!*

If you break that, my lad, you're off to a juvenile detention centre!!

*sees Agent sitting peacefully in a like state and gets the rest of the penguins to pick him up and carry him off for his early night*

how can i go to juvi? i'm 24!

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Yep, but you've only been an immortal for a couple of months! That makes you just a baby!

*Agent s himself into incorporeal form and floats ethereally above it all*

*looks at the glass globe on here desk, peers in closer, it's Stonehenge*

ah bless them, they still think they can leave anytime!

my little war in a globe makes an ace paperweight tho!

*wonders if she should tell them they are all just iccle bity teeny weeny peeps in a HUGE game played by the real gods*

*thinks some more*

erm......nah!

*looks up*

Hey Apollo*waves* do you still have my create a hurricane globe i lent you?

*wonders off*

Why yes...I was having a bit of fun with it on Easter Island, but if you need it it's all yours. How's that little War-in-a-Globe going, anyway?

CCC, Agent, Deakie, nice battle

Apollo, I am humbled by your presence. Can you tell PFD not to abuse us too much?

She does get a bit carried away when there are involved...

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha

YAY Apollo! your all done! ahh keep the hurricane globe, it's a graduating presie

I declare myself the winner of the "rumble in the globe".

Woo,and indeed, hoo.

Yay!

*shakes globe in joy*

Scuse me, I sent C to bed so I beat him!

But I posted after you, so technically that means I beat you!

Yay me, I'd just like to thank all my , without them I couldn't have done it

i thought we'd finished in a time limit draw!