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Khamsin Posted Jul 28, 2004
don't you sorry me young lady, how am I supposed to trust you?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 28, 2004
*blink*
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Apollo Posted Jul 28, 2004
*wanders in from the back room, cleaning glasses and such*
Ah, I see we have more company!! I'll go down to the cellar and get some more... oh, what is that you're drinking... 
No!! You didn't... you didn't drink the '58 Extraordinaire!!
Oh no... don't you remember the '58 Extraordinaire Curse?!? We're all in for it now!
*hides under the bar*
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tartaronne Posted Jul 28, 2004
Curse 
Never heard of it.
*Goes for cover under a solid oak table - to be on the safe side*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 29, 2004
*joins Apollo under the bar*
So what exactly is up with the curse?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jul 29, 2004
*Joins a peice of metal under the bar with a welding torch.*
What's this about a curse now?
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Apollo Posted Jul 29, 2004
*from under the bar*
Well, I believe it goes something like this...
*enter theme music from the prologue of The Fellowship of the Ring*
Legend tells of a Drink...brewed by the Dark Lord Anheuser, it gave it's consumer unimaginable intoxication. Other drinks were made and given to the free peoples of the earth; but they only served to lure each of them to the One Drink which Anheuser possessed, and thus gave him terrible power.
The free peoples made a last alliance, and launched a drunken assault on the Dark Lord. His armies resisted, but the drunkards could not be held back for long. They called for Anheuser to come forth. And he came.
His wroth was terrible, and the alliance nearly bested. But one stumbling bum, Bewilder, in a move so ridiculous it was unpredictable, fell off the mountain above Anheuser. As Bewilder landed, he toppled the Dark Lord and caused the One Drink to roll out of his grasp. Anheuser was defeated, but the Drink survived...
It is said, my friends, that the only way to destroy the power of the Drink is to cast it back into the brewery from which it came...and to relieve oneself of all consumed Drink into that brewery as well.
And yes...the '58 Extraordinaire is indeed the One Drink
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 29, 2004
*looks at the nearly empty bottle of 58'*
Blimey ! I could probably return a pint or two of it in a few hours if I keep my legs crossed.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 30, 2004
*puts on a sexy ranger looking outfit*
I don't know where we're going yet, but I'll see to it that the drink bearer will get to the brewery to relieve himself!
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Apollo Posted Jul 31, 2004
Before we set off though, you must know that each of you will be in grave peril. For the servants of the dark lord are many, and his top lieutenants, the Longnecks, are searching for the Drink. Busch, Michelob, O'Doul, Natty, and the most fearsome of all, the cheiftain of the longnecks--Bud, will be set against us.
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tartaronne Posted Jul 31, 2004
*Tries to figure out how to fight strong opposition with crossed legs*
Any ladies' saddles available?
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Apollo Posted Jul 31, 2004
A ladies' saddle for the Drink-bearer? Wouldn't you rather have a cup-holder? 
My friends, we must embark soon or else your bladders will fail and all will be lost! I've searched through ancient texts, and I believe we have a starting point...
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