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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 20, 2004
*resists genetic urge to chase*
CATS !!! In the Inn !!! ..... I mean .... well I never !!!
*goes to the Armoire to look for the Divine membership rules and Inn Bylaws muttering as he goes*
Place has gone to the Dogs 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 20, 2004
*corrects himself*
Place has gone to the cats 
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tartaronne Posted Jul 20, 2004
At last some intrigueing activity.
All respect for GodBen. But the entertainment value og eunuch-bashing is limited. There is only so many variations of "auch".
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 20, 2004
I can see that the Extraordinaire is kicking in Tartaronne
*goes to stroke viEna the cat but remembers the International Canine Federation sanctions on Cats, the penalty for breaking of which can result in Excanination, a beating with the Holy Bone of Dogma, permanent withdrawl of Ball Rights, 6 months in the Worthless Cur Rehabilitation Centre and compulsory re-education by a specialists from the Blessed Lassie School for problem dogs*
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tartaronne Posted Jul 20, 2004
*kicked in* 
I see, Red Dog, that you are a subject prone to the forbidding *CLA.
(*Cat Lovers Anonymous)
Well, I and my mongrel dog like our cat, Lucky, enough to let him wander his own way.
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tartaronne Posted Jul 21, 2004
*Catches tail*
But what to do with it 
During the winter my cat likes to sleep just under my chin.
Very disturbing if I read a book of some weigth
But black tails always seem to do it for me.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 21, 2004
*watches tail being caught*
I have some suggestions 
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Luthiena Posted Jul 21, 2004
*jerks her tail free and jumps up onto Red Dog's lap*
Purrrr
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tartaronne Posted Jul 21, 2004
Would you elaborate on that, Red Dog.
*tail went away*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jul 22, 2004
Fine! If you people don't appreciate my eunuch-bashing performance, then I'll go somewhere else. There are plenty of pubs in Valhalla that would appreciate it.
*Leaves with his eunuchs and reads the sign above the door.*
"The Valhalla Inn: the only pub in Valhalla."
Aww.
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Khamsin Posted Jul 27, 2004
Ena 
do you have to do this everywhere just because I have been in town
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