h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

are we talking malpractice here? did she swipe a beak thinking it was a nose?

oh, well, stuff happens

malpractise !

a near de-nose job....

a shapely trim not....... although it would allow me to play different roles I suppose.... a false nose series from the full conk to the unpickable tiddler......

I wanr silver and gold and jewels in compensation and perhaps a or two....

ah

well, i'm sure you can find dozens of lawyers in the crew, but will they be on your side? i'm not so sure

20% of the damages...... no not the damage to my nose.... Good grief, stop that pirate from taking a slice off his nose

Dr Feelgood passes by her consulting room doors - hears the commotion going on inside. Starts to go inside - thinks better of it

*sneaks out and follows the *

Dr Feelgood arrives back in the Consulting Rooms, closely followed by Sven who is carrying a tray of



Good evening Sir! (addressing the celebrity) How are you feeling now? Please take one of these little pick-me-ups . Guaranteed to refresh the parts that other tonics cannot reach.

Hey ! I can even drink out of little glasses now......

Nonetheless my good doctor, just trimming off bomb damage can hardly be classified as the major beautification you promised...



One of these pirates is a lawyer, not trained but a very sharp sword..... oh dear he's slicing off his on nose....

i suppose that means be wants a greater slice of the damages

Dr Feelgood points to the large notice on the wall

'Any dissatisfaction on the part of any patient of the Ship's Doctor will be punished by feeding the said patient to the fishes'




Any more remarks nsb-eagle?

Saying I could drink out of small glasses was a POSITIVE remark

*sidles towards door, hiding sword behind back*

Another satisfied customer! hehe

Sven! get this place ship shape - I'm going up to the Pelican's Nest to see where we are headed.

the keyword here being 'headed' i guess

'beheaded'? Arrrrrrrgggggggg

yes & no

no sense in being the lookout if yer don't have a head

I am worried about my celebrity patient. Ever since his little bomb accide...I mean operation, he does seem to be a little jumpy. I think I will have to visit the Herb Drying Hold to see if I can find a little 'sedative' substance.

i am sure you will. hati is a clever gardener

if all else fails you should try the hemlock

*whispers to drunken landlubber laid on the bar* He's jealous of me you know.... but he doesn't know what I've got in my scabbard

I'd never noticed before that you had a bar in here doc

Dr Feelgood returns to find her celebrity patient talking to the skeleton laid out on the postmortem table.



Just don't ask! Even I can't remember why that bit is in here!

it explains the presence of yonder