A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 24, 2009
The door is opened by one of the Hula girls who beckons the patient inside and shows him to his private rooms.
good night!
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 25, 2009
*blushes as bevy of hulla girls go by*
What was that? Oh, yes, spot on, of course.... I'll.... er... be there tonight. No idea where Dr Feelgood is have you? I've got to see her about a nos...sore thr...... er sprained angle
*steels himself as 
and parrot come out of holes in wall*
Oh, gone to feed the 
... with private patient who didn't cough up enough doubloons... hmmmmmmmm
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 25, 2009
Ah good morning to you sir! I hope you passed a good night?
Please feel confident that I am the best expert in noses for many sea-miles around.
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 25, 2009
What's that booking you were reading? Well, it doesn't look as if you've got further than page 1....
*whips off scarf and starts noseying around*
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 25, 2009
Hands Not-so-bald a brochure with glossy photos of nose jobs. Starts examining the current *nose with her brass and ebony telescope
(the wrong way round so as to shrink it to a more discernible size)
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 25, 2009
Careful... I think I'm going to snee.... AHHH CHUMMMMMMMMMM!
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 25, 2009
Dr Feelgood comes round from being knocked out by the force of the enormous sneeze....
I think we had better proceed after lunch...
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 25, 2009
Perhaps you'd like to clean up a little first
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 25, 2009
Oh look at least it dislodged a few of those ... er... things in the holes
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 25, 2009
Dr Feelgood inserts a DVD into the player in her consulting rooms "brief history of how Zaphodista turned into a ghost" http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F70774?thread=138073&latest=1 presses play:>> Oh and btw those little ghosts turned out to be the ship's mice and rats, which is why they live in the woodwork - I haven't managed to kill anyone yet...
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 25, 2009
batten the hatches, I think I'm going to sn..... AAAAAAAA CHOOOUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
again
sorry
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 26, 2009
*sneaks in*
°°what the hell's that?°°
*
°°and under here?°°*
Good grief !
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 26, 2009
Sven! Get back up here from the Herb-drying hold and look into whatever is infesting the surgery!!
Whatever it was seems to have disappeared now, but I think we need to swab the decks and scrub the walls.
**Death, Destruction and Termination
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 26, 2009
*saunters in, finds the office empty and leaves again*
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 26, 2009
*pushes nose in doorway, takes a few steps to look in*
Anybody here?
*slouches off*
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 26, 2009
*staggers in, falls over cutlas/surgical instrument on floor*
I's been lookin' n bars fer dr feeeel not very well
*rests head on remains of a fish-salami sandwich and falls into drunken sleep*
*room spins round and round but lurching ship feels stable*
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 26, 2009
The Hula 
girls appear and seeing their patient lying unconscious, pick him up, put him on a trolley and wheel him off to his private hospital room. He will be able to get some well needed rest before the nose reconstruction due after the 
returns from the Polar Bear rescue mission taking place on The Bridge.
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 26, 2009
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 26, 2009
Writes on Not-so-bald-eagle's notes
@Do not disturb@ 
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 27, 2009
as long as the note does not read "do not attempt resuscitation" 
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- 71: Not-so-bald-eagle (Jul 25, 2009)
- 72: Not-so-bald-eagle (Jul 26, 2009)
- 73: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 26, 2009)
- 74: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 26, 2009)
- 75: Not-so-bald-eagle (Jul 26, 2009)
- 76: Not-so-bald-eagle (Jul 26, 2009)
- 77: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 26, 2009)
- 78: Not-so-bald-eagle (Jul 26, 2009)
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- 80: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 27, 2009)
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