A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 14, 2009
Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 14, 2009
*captain takes his usual round, sees all is well and returns to the secret parts of his private quarters*
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 14, 2009
Dr Feelgood wakes up ( again) only to find Shagbark sleeping on the opposite side of the desk.
She takes his shoulders and pushes him quietly into the
She slips a bottle of pills into his pocket, along with instructions that read 'Take two tablets at bedtime, lock your cabin door and ask Pele to screech if he sees you wandering around in your nightgown. Wear a bouyancy aid at all times and a on your head'
She presses a few buttons and sends him back to The Nest.
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shagbark Posted Jul 15, 2009
shagbark wakes up and disappears into the woodwork
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 19, 2009
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 19, 2009
Dr Feelgood notices small round holes in the woodwork
'the ship's barnacles must be very active? Woodworm?'
Reaches for can of DDT (Death,Destruction and Termination) and squirts it into a few holes. <....sounds of distant coughing from afar.>
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 20, 2009
*tiny voice from deep inside the woodw*rk: this is not doing me asthma any good*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 20, 2009
*tiny voice whispers back "thank you"*
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shagbark Posted Jul 20, 2009
shagbark emerges from woodwork and shakes the DDT off his limbs onto the carpet. I guess I won't have to worry about termites this year . He leaves suite by door.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 20, 2009
indeed. these pirate termites what we have here on board are fully capable of looking out for themselves
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 22, 2009
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 22, 2009
If only that ghost would slow down a bit, I might be able to do something for the poor spectre. Put a bit of body back into him - maybe even some colour to his lacklustre cheeks.
...at least the ship's rats seem to have stopped hallucinating, they kept me awake half the night with their screeching and thrashing about.
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Jul 24, 2009
"met a pirate in Penzance who said Dr Feelgood was a wizz at plastic surgery"
*shuffles nervously, looking at feet, not that sure whether he said wizz or fizz really*
"are those s former patients?"
*stares a mess dripping from a hole in the wall*
"er, good at nose jobs he said" (or was it 'good at no jobs')
*Practise over, stunningly handsome man knocks at door*
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Dr Feelgood's Consulting Suite
- 21: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 14, 2009)
- 22: shagbark (Jul 14, 2009)
- 23: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 14, 2009)
- 24: shagbark (Jul 14, 2009)
- 25: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 14, 2009)
- 26: shagbark (Jul 14, 2009)
- 27: shagbark (Jul 15, 2009)
- 28: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 19, 2009)
- 29: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 19, 2009)
- 30: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 20, 2009)
- 31: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 20, 2009)
- 32: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 20, 2009)
- 33: shagbark (Jul 20, 2009)
- 34: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 20, 2009)
- 35: shagbark (Jul 20, 2009)
- 36: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 20, 2009)
- 37: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 22, 2009)
- 38: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 22, 2009)
- 39: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 22, 2009)
- 40: Not-so-bald-eagle (Jul 24, 2009)
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