h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh thank goodness - at last someone who didn't crawl out of the woodwork! Come in -come in! and please take a seat. Sven will be along with some tea (or grog if you'd prefer)

Good'ay ma'am.... Dr Feelgood I presume

*stares at holes in wall*

Please ignore those holes ( hurriedly covers them with velvet and gilt screen)

I have to say that you look as if a sea cruise will do you good sir- Private patients can take advantage of the superior facilities on board.

I should warn you not to drink anything dished out by the one or two of the pirates at the moment, they are trying a game of poison roulette.

and don't let them send you unaccompanied down to the holds...they have some really strange pets down there.

(Hands the newcomer a sharp dagger) '...for your personal safety sir'

*gulp*

handsome boys wouldn't be subject to any.... trouble on this boat would they?

I hear you're a nose specialist unless I misheard....

Can I pay you in kind by any change?

*searches pockets in pantaloons for doubloons*

there's a going through that wall behind you

*starts shuffling backwards*

don't let me bother you. I am just passing through on my way to the plank.

and don't let the pirates trouble you either They are all entertained well enough by the Hula Girls

And seems only interested in getting his hair stylists qualifications than being my real nurse.


A nose job you say? I can't see anything wrong with the one you have brought with you.

*whispers* you one of her patients were you

*shuffles backwards towards door

"well if you can't see....."

*pulls off scarf covering patended supernose suspension support ledge, superluxe model with adjustable nostril filters*

take no notice of that ghost either notsobald - He was here before I joined the crew.(honest)

he appears to have fainted... are you going to revive him... er... pick him up....er bung him back in his hole

*stares at doc's specs, are they sunglasses or have the lens been replaced wih black card*


*shuffles up some back, back against door*

have we sailed yet, lifted the , cast off or... whatever?

shagbark walks in:
Oh, I didn't know you were with a patient I will wait outside.

From the waiting room comes the sound of snoring shagbark has fallen asleep.

Good evening Shagbark - please may I introduce our new guest: Not-so-bald-eagle Esquire, who is spending a little while aboard, resting and recuperating ( and possibly having a new nose?)

*stares at the wondrous apparition of a nose revealed by the new patient

*gently kicks Shagbark in the shin to get him to wake up and shake hands with the new guest*

*falls over shagbag's legs as he tries to escape scatty doctor*

I understand there's a bar on board..... I think I'd like a little snifter of that pirates' brandy

I'll be back

I'll come with you! and fetches

wait for me ...

faint sounds can be heard in the empty office coming from
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*still looking for pretty doc... all the dastardly pirates are still sleeping off booze in bar*

Cripes!

*couple of s go into hole in wall of doc's consulting suite with a knowing look*


hah hah !

*puts ear to door and listens to loud snoring..* °°yet another treacherous seafarer?°°